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Middle Aged Wasteline


by Bob Rivers. Buy album CD: Other Songs 1 - H


(Baba O'Riley - The Who)

I eat Mrs. Fields
I snack between meals
You can see my crack above my Levis
I don't need to diet
To prove I'm light
And I don't peel the skin off of my chicken

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Deep fry
Don't exercise
And grow that middle age waistline
It salivates my glands
To smell a fresh roast ham
So put out the butter and pass the rolls right over
A second helping here
A hefty mug of beer
Let's get some dinner before the food gets colder

Middle age waistline
I got a spandex waistband
Middle age waistline oh yeah
Not a crumb gets wasted

My belts busted!




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Album: Other Songs 1 - H Lyrics
cd Buy "Other Songs 1 - H" CD
  1. 12 Pains Of Christmas
  2. 7-11 (Seven Eleven)
  3. Addicted To (Cigarette) Butts
  4. Another Kick In The Balls
  5. Asshole Son
  6. Back In A US Made Car
  7. Beers In Heaven
  8. Bin Laden And The Jets
  9. Burgers On The Grill
  10. Chat Room
  11. Cheney's Got A Gun
  12. Dark Side Of Naboo
  13. Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
  14. Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
  15. Dr. Jack
  16. Frosty The Pervert
  17. Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested For AIDS)
  18. Honda Accord
  19. I Can't Ski Babe
  20. I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are
  21. I Shot The White House
  22. It's In His Piss (The Snoop Snoop Song)
  23. Jingle bells
  24. Marv Bites
  25. Media Killed The Royalty Star
  26. Middle Aged Wasteline
  27. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
  28. On A Horse With Hussein
  29. Pokemon
  30. Shouldn't Touch This (Pee Wee's Song)
  31. Space Station Oddity
  32. Suck My Cock
  33. The Chimney Song
  34. The restroom door said gentleman
  35. The Restroom Door Said, "gentlemen"
  36. Walking Around In Women's Underwear
  37. What If God Smoked Cannabis?
  38. Who put the stump
  39. You Will, By Bright Eyes
  40. Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas

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