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Chat Room

by Bob Rivers. Buy album CD: Other Songs 1 - H

(Convoy - CW McCall)

('Well, hello, Mickey17 here.')
('I'm uh, 17 years old.')
('Yeah, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes. People tell me I look like one of the Backstreet Boys.')
('Which one? Uh, Huey or maybe Dewey'.)
('I'd like to meet you too. What are you doing in 8 to 10 years?')

It was dark in my room
Like an ancient tomb
'cept the monitor burnin' bright
I was tryin' to meet girls on the internet
But I hadn't had a doggone bite

I was looking for love at 56K
Typin' smut from town to town
Said 'I'm a twenty-two year old college coed
And I'm about to pull my panties down.'

'Cuz were in a little chat room
Typing through the night
My left hands' on my mouse and
I'm tickling the keys with my right
Come on and join our chat room
Who you wanna to be today?
Thoughts go around this chat room
Anything's okay

Chat room
Chat room
('Well! What a coincidence. I am a lesbian too.')

By the time the sun was comin' up
I'd met girls from all 50 states
Typin' 40 words a minute with just one hand
So the other could co-allate

Yeah, them keys was humming
Like a Whitehouse intern
Toying with a chick in Belair
But the truth made me sick
She sent me a pic
And it had a lot of mustache hair

'Cuz we're in a great big chat room
Typing through the night
Got me a chat room pen pal
Hope she's a beautiful sight
Come on and join our chat room
Who you gonna meet today
Try your luck in the chat room
Across the cyberspace

Chat Room
Chat Room
Chat Room'

('I received your jpeg. Please resend. The photo appears to have smudged. It looks like you have a mustache'Hahaha LOL.')
('Perhaps we could meet in a more private room?')
('Back door?')
('Chip, is that you? You get your ass to bed before I come up there and disconnect your mo-dem!')

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Album: Other Songs 1 - H Lyrics
cd Buy "Other Songs 1 - H" CD
  1. 12 Pains Of Christmas
  2. 7-11 (Seven Eleven)
  3. Addicted To (Cigarette) Butts
  4. Another Kick In The Balls
  5. Asshole Son
  6. Back In A US Made Car
  7. Beers In Heaven
  8. Bin Laden And The Jets
  9. Burgers On The Grill
  10. Chat Room
  11. Cheney's Got A Gun
  12. Dark Side Of Naboo
  13. Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
  14. Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
  15. Dr. Jack
  16. Frosty The Pervert
  17. Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested For AIDS)
  18. Honda Accord
  19. I Can't Ski Babe
  20. I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are
  21. I Shot The White House
  22. It's In His Piss (The Snoop Snoop Song)
  23. Jingle bells
  24. Marv Bites
  25. Media Killed The Royalty Star
  26. Middle Aged Wasteline
  27. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
  28. On A Horse With Hussein
  29. Pokemon
  30. Shouldn't Touch This (Pee Wee's Song)
  31. Space Station Oddity
  32. Suck My Cock
  33. The Chimney Song
  34. The restroom door said gentleman
  35. The Restroom Door Said, "gentlemen"
  36. Walking Around In Women's Underwear
  37. What If God Smoked Cannabis?
  38. Who put the stump
  39. You Will, By Bright Eyes
  40. Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas


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