Dr Phil Lyrics
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Dr Phil Lyricsby Bob Ricci Buy album CD: Other Songs C - W I'm lying here on your couch feeling lousy My life's a great big mess I'm crying here and all you've done Is perscribe me lots of drugs I can't stay on your Prozac Cause it's making me itch I can't stay on your Zoloft Cause it's making me twitch I said I'm sick of all this medicine So just stuff your little pitch I found an alternative Cause yesterday I turned on the tube And some bald headed dude Started telling me what to do And I swear I don't need your pills Just give me some cable And let me watch Dr. Phil I need Dr. Phil My eyes are glued to the screen as he lectures me He tells me to get a grip And all of the other shows they were different Maybe Dr. Phil can help I can't stand my lifestyle Cause it's making me fat I'm afraid to make commitments Tell me what is up with that I trying to potty train my kid again But he's being a little brat I think I'll write in today Cause he cares That I had an affair And that I'm losing my hair And that life can be so unfair And I swear I don't need your pills Just give me some cable And let me watch Dr. Phil I need Dr. Phil He knows That I'm watching his show And that my job really blows And that I like wearing pantyhose And I swear I don't need your pills Just give me some cable And let me watch Dr. Phil I need Dr. Phil My friends think I'm a mama's boy But I tend to disagree I'm still living with my parents And I'm turning forty-three I said I need to wash my hands again Cause I'm feeling OCD I think I'll write in today Cause he's the man With the seven step plan And I'm his biggest fan He's my Shady and I'm his Stan And I swear I don't need your pills Just give me some cable And let me watch Dr. Phil I need Dr. Phil He says I need to get real I need to get smart I need to get going here And I swear I don't need your pills Just give me some cable And let me watch Dr. Phil I need Dr. Phil
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