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It Could Happen To U2 Lyrics


by Bob Mould
Buy album CD: Workbook


[Parody of "Stuck In A Moment" by U2]
Just the other day
I was on my way to work
When nature started calling me
With an overwhelming urge
Now I'm just trying to find
A decent place to pee
So I pulled into McDonalds
To use the lavatory
But when I walked into the john
And saw what was going on, whoa
It was a big disgrace to the entire male race
Tears were running down his face
And I said...
You've got to get yourself a doctor
You got stuck in your zipper and you can't get out of it
Don't move, I'll call a paramedic
You got stuck in your zipper, and now you can't get out of it
I picked up the phone
And I called up 911
To tell the operator
What the gentleman had done
The operator chuckled
And well I guess that's fair
Because this all could have been avoided
If he just wore some underwear
Well they notified his wife
And they brought the jaws of life
What a crappy way to spend my day
I'm saving Private Ryan, My oh my
You've got to get yourself a doctor
You got stuck in your zipper and you can't get out of it
Oh look, look at you now
You got yourself stuck in your zipper, and now you can't get out of it
He'll never walk the same again
And now when he talks he sounds a lot like this
And late at night when he closes his eyes
He's haunted by the sound of my voice singing...
You've got to get yourself a doctor
You got stuck in your zipper and you can't get out of it
That day will always be remembered
You got stuck in your zipper, and now you can't get out of it
And though the worst is over
He'll never live it down
Hey look this week on Oprah
That zipper guy is on
His shame will never pass



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  2. 50 Ways To Eat Your Lover
  3. 7-11 (Seven Eleven)
  4. Addicted To (Cigarette) Butts
  5. Another Kick In The Balls
  6. Asshole Son
  7. Back In A US Made Car
  8. Beat Up Old Jetliner
  9. Beers In Heaven
  10. Bin Laden And The Jets
  11. Bowel Moves
  12. Burgers On The Grill
  13. Chat Room
  14. Cheney's Got A Gun
  15. Constipated
  16. Cows With Guns
  17. Dark Side Of Naboo
  18. Depressing Rock Song
  19. Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
  20. Dolly Parton's Tits
  21. Double Diet
  22. Dr Phil
  23. Dr. Jack
  24. Every Other Time
  25. Everybody Vs. Me
  26. Free As A Turd
  27. Frosty The Pervert
  28. Getting Fatter All The Time
  29. Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas
  30. Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested For AIDS)
  31. Hermaphrodite
  32. Holy Shit It's Christmas
  33. Honda Accord
  34. How It Feels (To Be Old)
  35. I Am Santa Claus
  36. I Can't Ski Babe
  37. I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are
  38. I Shot The White House
  39. I Used To Rock And Roll All Night
  40. I Wish
  41. I'm A Weight Watcher
  42. It Could Happen To U2
  43. It's In His Piss (The Snoop Snoop Song)
  44. It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year
  45. Jingle Bells
  46. Jingle Hells Bells
  47. Kill The Wabbit
  48. Long Distance Company
  49. Marv Bites
  50. Media Killed The Royalty Star
  51. Middle Aged Wasteline
  52. Minimum Wage
  53. Mr. Magoo
  54. Mrs. Claus
  55. My Girlfriend's Back
  56. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
  57. Ode To Playboy
  58. Officer Fuhrman
  59. Oj's Trial Thing
  60. On A Horse With Hussein
  61. Pet Rock
  62. Pokemon
  63. Read It In The Tabloids
  64. Rusty Chevrolet
  65. Shoppin' Around For A Christmas Tree
  66. Shouldn't Touch This (Pee Wee's Song)
  67. Space Station Oddity
  68. Spinning Reel
  69. Suck My Cock
  70. The Chimney Song
  71. The Restroom Door Said, "gentlemen"
  72. Toy Sack
  73. Walking Around In Women's Underwear
  74. Whac-A-Mole Jimmy
  75. What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells
  76. What If God Smoked Cannabis?
  77. When A Man Loves A Chicken
  78. Who Put The Stump?
  79. Wrong Foot Amputated
  80. Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
  81. You Will, By Bright Eyes
  82. Brasilia crossed with trenton
  83. Compositions for the young and old
  84. Dreaming, i am
  85. Heartbreak a stranger
  86. Lonely afternoon
  87. Poison years
  88. See a little light
  89. Sinners and their repentances
  90. Sunspots
  91. Whichever way the wind blows
  92. Wishing well



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