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Condomnation


by Bob And Tom. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - Y


If I have a date and I think I'm gonna mount her,
I go to the drugstore and head to the counter.
I get what I need and I put it in my wallet.
It's the same old thing no matter what you call it.

A condom,
A scrote coat,
A manhole cover,
A pork cork,
A clam dam,
A plain ol' rubber,
A head shed,
A knob swab,
A third leg stocking.

It's all the same when your bed starts rockin'. Oh my.

If you wanna meet me for a little tryst,
Put a Coney Island white fish on your shoppin' list.
Slip it on when you're getting hot.
Then no one has to sleep on the gooey spot.

Get a gent tent,
A carp tarp,
A halt leg trouser,
A wood hood,
A clap cap,
A doogie houser,
A wank tank,
A root boot,
A prophylactic.

It'll look real slick in a johnson jacket.
Wrap that rascal up in a salami sling.
When you hit the sack,
You're ready, Jack,
To do the nasty thing.

Put on a jock sock,
A beav sleeve,
A canyon coaster,
A ball shawl,
A spunk trunk,
A love gun holster,
A meat sheet,
A goose noose,
A rod partition.

Do the math. There's no new addition.

I met a young lady in a single's bar.
Pretty soon we're getting naked in my car.
Now she tells me I'm gonna be a dad.
I could kick myself 'cause I wish I had on

A muff moat,
A stilt kilt,
A large load stopper,
A boom balloon,
Or a totem pole topper,
A wad pod,
A wet suit,
A gonad girdle.

Cause you never know when she might be fertile.
Neutralize your schlong with a dong sarong.
When you're in bed, use a tickler head
And she'll think you're King Kong.

Wear a love glove,
A squirt shirt,
A gland end gorda,
A bone beret,
A flesh fedora.

Put one on every time you make it
And hope to God that you don't break it!




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Album: Other Songs A - Y Lyrics
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  1. A girl like you
  2. Bad pickup lines
  3. Camel toe
  4. Condomnation
  5. Enormous penis
  6. He said she said
  7. Mama was a hitman
  8. Orange barrels
  9. Taint
  10. The man song
  11. The pussy cat song
  12. The revenge song
  13. The woman song
  14. Toast song
  15. Wiper blades
  16. You can be mean to me

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