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Moose In My House


by Big Head Todd And The Monsters. Buy album CD: Crimes Of Passion


Two weeks ago last Monday I was driving home at night
The guy in front was pokey, he wanted to see the sites
I didn't wanna be Gumby so I switched to passing gear
When I pulled up along side him, he offered me a beer

"Hey man, you wanna beer?"
"No thanks, man."
"You sure?"
"No, I'm Bob."
"Ok man, we'll see ya later."

I pulled into my driveway, walked up to my front door
I went inside and noticed there were hoof marks on the floor
I measured them with utmost care and thought the tracks were deer
Then suddenly it hit me what was happening in here

There's a Moose in my House
I thought it was a deer
There's a Moose in my House
But now it's really clear
There's a Moose in my House
Got a major problem here
Moose, Moose in my House

What am I gonna tell my Dog?

I checked the mail and found a box from the Sierra Club
I ran into the bathroom and found moose hair in my tub
My bill from Bell has phone calls to the Yukon and Montana
My tooth brush smells like moose breath, I'm missing my pajamas

There's a Moose in my House
I don't know what to do
There's a Moose in my House
I stepped in Moosey poo
There's a Moose in my House
My dog is turning blue
Moose, Moose in my House

I looked in here, I looked in there, I looked in the dirty clothes hamper
I looked in the backyard and found a troop of Cub Scout campers
I asked them why that they were here it is my yard you know
They said they "we are moose hunters, this is the place to go"

"We're moose hunters!"
"Oh yeah?"
"He's in your house!"
"I know. Ya wanna get outta my yard?""

I know this all sounds stupid, you probably think I'm dumb
You might think I'm a mental case or maybe just a bum
But someday you just might come home and find a big surprise
A moose takes up a lot of space and really draws the flies

There's a Moose in my House
I thought it was deer
There's a Moose in my House
But now it's really clear
There's a Moose in my House
I should have had that beer
There's a Moose in my House
Got a major problem here

There's a Moose in my House
I don't know what to do
There's a Moose in my House
I steeped in Moosy poo
There's a Moose in my House
I hope that there aren't two
There's a Moose in my House
My dog is turning blue



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Album: Crimes Of Passion (2004) Lyrics
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  1. American Boy
  2. Angel Leads Me On
  3. Another Mayberry
  4. Bittersweet
  5. Blue Water
  6. Blues for Annie
  7. Boom Boom
  8. Broken Hearted Savior
  9. Brother John
  10. Candle 99
  11. Caroline
  12. Conquistador
  13. Crazy Mary
  14. Drought Of 2013
  15. Engine Light
  16. Flander's fields
  17. Geography of a Horse Dreamer
  18. Greyhound
  19. Groove Thing
  20. Heart of Wilderness
  21. I Will Carry
  22. ICU In Everything
  23. If you can't slow down
  24. It All Comes Down
  25. It's alright
  26. Lost Child Astronaut
  27. Magdelina
  28. Moose In My House
  29. Neckbreaker
  30. Peacemaker's Blues
  31. Please don't tell her
  32. Poor Miss
  33. Resignation Superman
  34. Salvation
  35. Shadowlands
  36. Sister Sweetly
  37. Soul for Every Cowboy
  38. Tangerine
  39. These Days Without You
  40. Tomorrow Never Comes
  41. Tower
  42. True Lady
  43. Turn the Light Out
  44. Waiting in America
  45. Wearing Only Flowers

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