Zelda rap

Zelda rap Lyrics

Back when I was riseing up
All the suckers used to play
Acting like they all that
And no one knew the way
To Ganon's castle, Level nine
Link had the power, I had the mind
I held the magic sword way up high
I knew I could win I didn't have to try
The NES Advantage was on my side
I take evil for a ride
I smoke the tactites like they was hooch
Cause soon I know I'd have zelda's cootch
I'd walk to meet The motherf**kin gannon
He'd dissappear like a ball from a cannon
I raise my voice and I shout out loud
I got the triforce and I am proud
I finally hit him with the silver arrow
And you know I leave the rock
Even though the road to good is narrow
Zelda's on my jock
Cause my balls is big, to be this brave
Princess zelda is the one I saved
Now I'm playing with power
The nineteen eighty's will never go sour

Yeah, who would have thunk it, it must have been a drunken
someone who could pump it with a beat so funky
hell yeah b**ch, you heard it hear first,
recognize now or you're gonna need a nurse
to stitch up the wounds from the k and the b
redefine the word "originality", cant f**k with this sh*t, 1986
we was in the mix and zelda was the f**kin fix
now we bringin this sh*t, full f**kin circle
cant hate with this? go hang with steve erkle
cause we regulatin hardcore, now you know whats in store
beggin for a little more, glad i was in level 4
realize this, im creepin through the mist
with the f**kin triforce, and im motherf**kin p**sed
now you realizin this beats hipnotizin, my skill keeps rising
all this sh*t just ties in, step back i got the players guide
f**kin game genie with the codes inside
skill to save hyrule and the rest of mankind
all this sh*t be stickin in your mind
now you understand the controller in your hand
you almost beat the game, but you aint the f**kin man
so leave it up to me, and back the f**k off
you think you're hardcore, but your skill be soft
i p**s on your cartridge, throw it in the trash
take it to the pawn shop for some cash
you dont belong on my NES
i grab your controller to show im the best