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I'm the greatest star


by Barbra Streisand. Buy album CD: Just For The Record...


(Listen)
I've got thirty-six expressions--
Sweet as pie to tough as leather,
And that's six expressions more
Than all them, ah, Barrymores put together.
Instead of just kicking me
Why don't they give me a lift?
Well,it must be a plot,
'Cause they're scared that I got
Such a gift--well, I'm miffed--'cause
I'm the greatest star--
I am by far, but no one knows it!
Wait, they're gonna hear a voice,
A silver flute--ah hah, ah hah--
They'll cheer each toot
(Hey! That kid is terrific!)
When I expose it!
Now, can't you see to look at me
That I'm a natural Camille?
As Camille I just feel
I've got so much to offer.
Hey listen kid, I know I'd be divine because
I'm a natural cougher.
(coughs)
Some ain't got it--not a lump,
I'm a great big clump of talent!
Laugh!
They'll bend in half.
(Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?)
A thousand jokes:
Shtick around for the jokes,
A thousand faces. I reiterate,
When you're gifted,
Then you're gifted,
These are facts--I got no axe to grind.
Hey, what are you--blind?
In all of the world so far
I'm the greatest star!
(speaking)
No autographs please.
You think beautiful girls are gonna stay a star forever?
I should say not!
Any minute now they're gonna be out!...Finished!
Then it'll be my turn.
(back to singing)
Who is the pip with piz-azz?
Who is all ginger and jazz?
Who is as glamorous as?
Who's an American Beauty rose
With an American Beauty nose,
And ten American Beaty toes,
Eyes on the target, and wham--
One shot, one gun shot and BAM!
Hey, Mr. Keeney, here I am!
I'm the greatest star,
I am by far,
But no one knows it!
That's why I was born--
I'll blow my horn
Till someone knows it!
I'll light up like a light
Right up like a light
I'll flicker, then flare up (ha ha)
All the world's gonna stare up
Lookin' down
You'll never see me--
Try the sky,
'Cause that'll be me.
I can make 'em cry,
I can make 'em sigh,
Someday they'll clamor
For my dram-er.
Have you guessed yet,
Who's the best yet?
If ya ain't I'll tell ya one more time.
You bet your last dime
In all of the world so far
I am the greatest, greatest star!



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Album: Just For The Record... (1991) Lyrics
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  1. Close To You, (They Long To Be)
  2. Ding- Dong! The Witch Is Dead - With Harold Arlen
  3. My name is barbra
  4. Spring can really hang you up the most
  5. What Are You Doing The Rest Of Your Life (Demo) [Album Version]
  6. (have i stayed) too long at the fair/look at that face
  7. (i had myself a) true love
  8. 1965 emmy awards
  9. 1969 academy awards
  10. 1977 academy awards
  11. Any place i hang my hat is home
  12. A good man is hard to find/some of these days
  13. A piece of sky
  14. A quiet thing / there won't be trumpets
  15. A sleepin' bee
  16. Between yesterday and tomorrow
  17. Be my guest
  18. Can you tell the moment?
  19. Close to you
  20. Crying time
  21. Ding-dong! the witch is dead
  22. Don't rain on my parade
  23. Don rickles
  24. Evergreen
  25. Funny girl
  26. God bless the child
  27. Guilty
  28. Happy days are here again
  29. Harold arlen
  30. Hatikvah
  31. Hello, dolly!
  32. Here we are at last
  33. He touched me
  34. House of flowers
  35. I'm always chasing rainbows
  36. I'm the greatest star
  37. If i close my eyes
  38. I can do it
  39. I hate music
  40. I know him so well
  41. Jule styne
  42. Keepin' out of mischief now
  43. Lost inside of you
  44. Lover, come back to me
  45. Medley (from color me barbra)
  46. Medley (from my name is barbra, two...)
  47. Miss marmelstein
  48. Moon river
  49. My man
  50. Nobody's heart (belongs to me)
  51. On a clear day (you can see forever)
  52. Over the rainbow
  53. Papa, can you hear me?
  54. People
  55. Putting it together
  56. Richard rodgers
  57. Sleep in heavenly peace (silent night)
  58. Starting here, starting now
  59. Stoney end
  60. Theme from nuts (end credits)
  61. The moon and i (demo)
  62. The singer
  63. Way we were, the
  64. Value
  65. Warm all over
  66. We've only just begun
  67. What are you doing the rest of your life?
  68. When the sun comes out
  69. When you gotta go/in the wee small hours of the morning
  70. Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
  71. You'll never know (1955)
  72. You're the top
  73. You don't bring me flowers
  74. You wanna bet

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