I Pissed In Your Mountain Dew Lyrics

I Pissed In Your Mountain Dew Lyrics

I p**sed in your mountain dew, you didn't even notice,
Are you that f**king dumb that you can't taste p**s?
Now they'll rush you to the emergency room and give you a stomach pump
I'll say that urine's a lot better than eating all that junk food.
Its fortified with lots of riboflavonoids and vitamin C and sh*t and whatnot.
If you don't believe me then you can drink my pee.
If you get out of the hospital stay the f**k away from me.
You've been b**ching all your life, dude stop whining. You'll be alright.
Why do all the ska bands say pickitup they go
Pickituppickitupickitup but what did I put down you f**k?
Did you think I dropped a beat? Put it down and it's complete,
Chris is a veggie boy cause he doesn't like to eat meat.
Rudy wears a suit and tie it's 100 degrees outside.
Aren't you hot or is style that important to you?
As you can see that 2-Tone whatever ain't for me.
I put it down now. 123.
You've been b**ching all your life, if you stop whining you'll be alright.
I'm gonna try to make it through the night.