I'm having a good day

I'm having a good day Lyrics

Watching TV talk shows is a lot of fun.
I like it when they always have on
people who are shooting guns
Inbred couples from West Virginia,
inbred people, who want to kill you!

I saw a story about a man
who was f**king his daughter,
and his wife was f**king her mother...
it was the kind of thing
that'd make you want to shoot up!

Tonight's gonna be a really good time
I'm gonna go out
and get really f**king high
I'll shoot some guns,
I'll drive around in my car,
you know I'll probably end up
at the f**king bar
And while I'm there I'm gonna,
get real high,
I'm gonna kick some ass,
I'm gonna f**k sh*t up!!!!

I'll kick you in your f**king teeth
if you get in my way... because
I'M HAVING A GOOD DAY!!!!
and I don't want you there!
No, you'll
Be at home watching your TV set
You've got your hand holding
your f**king dick,
and you're cumming
in your f**king mouth... O.K.