Hobophobic

Hobophobic Lyrics

VERSE 1
i saw a fat sh*t layin on the floor
i didnt no if i shold go kick it
but in the end i did
and it was a hobo
he pulled out a knife
he nearly finished my life
but thanks to my cat
it scrached out his face
now i cr*p myself
every time i see a hobo
what an idiot
im a jypsy

COROUS
that dam hobo he ruined my life
know he walks around with his retarded dog
he thinks he's goin places with his accustic guitar
he says hes gettin money all ill giv him is a slap in the face with my

VERSE 2
i cr*p myself to sleep
all i think of is hobos
they could all gang up and kill me
what about the cat
i think im goin insane
and im the one to balme
i should have never kicked him
maybe a kick in the shin

COROUS
that dam hobo he ruined my life
no he walks around with his retarded dog
he thinks he's goin places with his accustic guitar
he says hes gettin money all ill giv him is a slap in the face with my

VERSE 3
its friday night
im out to find him
ill tell him whos right
ill set my cat on him
then kick him in the shin
maybe through him in a bin
there he is eating his dog
what sould i say
im scared he'll eat me to
its to late im in his mouth

COROUS
that dam hobo he ruined my life
no he walks around with his retarded dog
he thinks he's goin places with his accustic guitar
he says hes gettin money all ill giv him is a slap in the face with my wang