Mungojerrie And Rumpleteazer (Cats) Lyrics

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Mungojerrie And Rumpleteazer (Cats)


by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Buy album CD: Other Songs DON - THE


The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffolees conjuring turn

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer were a notorious couple of cats
As knockabout clowns, quick change comedians
Tight-rope walkers and acrobats
They had an extensive reputation
Made their home in Victoria Grove
That was merely their center of operation
For they were incurable given to rove

If the area window was found ajar
And the basement looked like a field of war
If a tile or two came loose on the roof
Which presently ceased to be waterproof
If the drawers were pulled out from bedroom chests
And you couldn't find one of your winter vests
Or after supper one of the girls
Suddenly missed her Woolworth pearls

Then the family would say, "It's that horrible cat!
It was Mungojerrie or Rumpleteazer!"
And most of the time they left it at that
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer had an unusual gift of gab
They were highly efficient cat burgulars
As well and remarkably smart at a smash and grab
They made their home in Victoria Grove
They had no regular occupation
They were plausible fellows who liked to engage
A friendly policeman in conversation

When the family assembled for Sunday dinner
Their minds made up that they wouldn't get thinner on
Argentine joint, potatoes and greens
Then the cook would appear from behind the scenes
And say in a voice that was broken with sorrow
"I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow
The joint has gone from the oven like that!"

Then the family would say, "It's that horrible cat!
It was Mungojerrie or Rumpleteazer!"
And most of the time they left it at that

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer had a wonderful way
Of working together
And some of the time you would say it was luck
And some of the time you would say it was weather
They'd go through the house like a hurricane
And no sober person could take his oath
Was it Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer?
Or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both?
When you heard a dining room smash
Or up from the pantry there came a loud crash
Or down from the library came a loud ping
From a vase which was commonly said to be Ming
Then the family would say: "Now which was which cat?
It was Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer
And there's nothing at all to be done about that!"

Macavity




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  1. Don't Cry For Me Argentina (Evita)
  2. Down Once More / Track Down This Murderer
  3. Down Once More Track Down This Murderer (The Phantom Of The Opera)
  4. Down once more/track down this murderer
  5. Everything's Alright
  6. Everything's Alright (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  7. Everything's Alright Reprise (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  8. Finale
  9. Finale Any Dream Will DoGive Me My Colored Coat (Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
  10. Finale: Any Dream Will Do / Give Me My Colored Coat
  11. Gethsemane
  12. Gethsemane I Only Want To Say (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  13. Go Go Go Joseph (Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
  14. Grizabella (Cats)
  15. Grizabella The Glamour Cat (Cats)
  16. Grovel Grovel (Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
  17. Growltiger's Last Stand (Cats)
  18. Gus The Theatre Cat (Cats)
  19. Heaven On Their Minds (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  20. High flying adored
  21. Hosanna (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  22. I Am The Starlight
  23. I Am The Starlight (I Am The Starlight)
  24. I Believe My Heart
  25. I Don't Know How To Love Him (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  26. I remember....
  27. Jellicle Song For Jellicle Cats
  28. Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats (Cats)
  29. John Nineteen Forty One (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  30. John Nineteen: Forty-one
  31. Joseph All The Time (Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
  32. Joseph In Egypt (Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
  33. Joseph's Coat
  34. Josephs Coat (Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
  35. Josephs Dreams (Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
  36. Judas' Death (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  37. King Herod's Song Try It And See (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  38. King Herods Song (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  39. Lament
  40. Latin Chant
  41. Little Lotte / The Mirror (Angel Of Music)
  42. Little lotte/the mirror (phantom of the opera)
  43. Love changes everything
  44. Love Changes Everything (Love Changes Everything)
  45. Macavity
  46. Macavity (Cats)
  47. Macavity - The Mysterycat (Belinda Allchin & Lisa Crosato & Trisha Crowe)
  48. Masquerade
  49. Masquerade (The Phantom Of The Opera)
  50. Masquerade/why So Silent?
  51. Memory (Cats)
  52. Memory From 'Cats'
  53. Montage
  54. Mr Mistoffolees (Cats)
  55. Mungo Jerrie And Rumpleteazer
  56. Mungojerrie And Rumpleteazer (Cats)
  57. Music of the night
  58. Music Of The Night (The Phantom Of The Opera)
  59. Next Time You Fall In Love
  60. Oh what a circus
  61. Oh What A Circus (Evita)
  62. Old Deuteronomy (Cats)
  63. One More Angel In Heaven (Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
  64. Only You
  65. Peter's Denial (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  66. Pharaoh Story
  67. Pharaohs Dream Explained (Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
  68. Pie jesu
  69. Pilate And Christ (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  70. Pilate And Jesus
  71. Point of no return
  72. Poor Fool He Makes Me Laugh
  73. Poor Poor Joseph (Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
  74. Poor, Poor Pharaoh
  75. Potiphar (Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
  76. Prima Donna
  77. Prima Donna (The Phantom Of The Opera)
  78. Prologue (Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
  79. Rainbow high
  80. Rainbow Tour
  81. Requiem For Evita
  82. Rolling Stock
  83. Rum Tum Tugger
  84. Santa Evita
  85. Seeing Is Believing (Seeing Is Believing)
  86. Seeing Is Believing (Aspects Of Love)
  87. Simon Zealotes - Poor Jerusalem
  88. Simon Zealotes Poor Jerusalem (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  89. Skimbleshanks The Railway Cat (Cats)
  90. Starlight Express
  91. Stone The Crows (Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
  92. Strange Thing Mystifying
  93. Sunset boulevard
  94. Superstar (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  95. Take That Look Off Your Face
  96. Tell Me On A Sunday (Tell Me On A Sunday)
  97. Tell Me On Sunday
  98. The Ad Dressing Of Cats (Cats)
  99. The Arrest (Jesus Christ Superstar)
  100. The Art Of The Possible

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