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Mr. mistoffelees


by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Buy album CD: Cats


You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees!
The origional Conjuring cat
There can be no doubt about that.

The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mister Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn
And we all say

Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

He is quiet, and small he is black
From his ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always decieving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice

He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
You'll find it next week lying out on the lawn!

And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

His manner is vague and aloof
You would think there is nobody shyer
But his voice has been heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire
And he sometimes been heard by the fire
When he was about on the roof
At least they all heard that somebody purred
Which is uncontestable proof of his singular magical powers
And I've known the family to call him in from the garden for hours
When he was asleep in the hall

And not long ago this phenominal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat

And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the Marvelous, Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
PRESTO!



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Album: Cats (1981) Lyrics
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  1. Bustopher jones
  2. Grizabella
  3. Grizabella the glamour cat
  4. Growltiger's last stand
  5. Gus the theater cat
  6. Macavity: the mystery cat
  7. Memory
  8. Mr. mistoffelees
  9. Mungojerrie and rumpelteazer
  10. Old deuteronomy
  11. Prologue: jellicle songs for jellicle cats
  12. Skimbleshank's the railway cat
  13. The ad-dressing of cats
  14. The invitation to the jellicle ball
  15. The jellicle ball
  16. The journey to the heaviside layer
  17. The moments of happiness
  18. The naming of cats
  19. The old gumbie cat
  20. The rum tug tugger

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