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Hail To Thee, Fat Person


by Allan Sherman. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - Y


Hail To Thee, Fat Person
I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat.
Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service.
When I was a child, my mother said to me,
"Clean the plate, because children are starving in Europe."
And I might point out that that was years before the Marshall Plan
was ever heard of.
So I would clean the plate, four, five, six times a day.
Because somehow I felt that that would keep the children from starving
in Europe.
But I was wrong. They kept starving. And I got fat.
So I would like to say to every one of you who is either skinny
or in some other way normal--
When you walk out on the street, and you see a fat person,
Do not scoff at that fat person. Oh no!
Take off your hat. Hold it over your heart.
Lift your chin up high. And in a proud, happy voice say to him,
"Hail to thee, fat person!
You kept us out of war




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Album: Other Songs A - Y Lyrics
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  1. Al 'n Yetta
  2. Americas A Nice Italian Name
  3. An Average Song
  4. Automation
  5. Barry Is The Babys Name
  6. Call Me
  7. Chim Chim Cheree
  8. Crazy Downtown
  9. Down The Drain
  10. Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue
  11. Go To Sleep, Paul Revere!
  12. Good Advice
  13. Green Stamps
  14. Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow
  15. Hail To Thee, Fat Person
  16. Harvey And Sheila
  17. Headaches
  18. Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh
  19. Here's To The Crabgrass
  20. Holiday For States
  21. Hungarian Goulash No. 5
  22. I Can't Dance (Feat. Debbie Bush)
  23. I See Bones
  24. If I Were A Tishman
  25. It's A Most Unusual Play
  26. Kiss Of Myer
  27. Little Butterball
  28. Lotsa Luck
  29. Mexican Hat Dance
  30. My Aunt Minnie
  31. My Son, The Vampire
  32. No Ones Perfect
  33. One Hippopotami
  34. Peyton Place, U.S.A.
  35. Pills
  36. Plan Ahead
  37. Pop Hates The Beatles
  38. Rat Fink
  39. Ride Of Paul Revere
  40. Secret Code
  41. Shake Hands With Your Uncle Max
  42. Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other
  43. Signs
  44. Skin
  45. Spanish Flea
  46. Strange Things In My Soup
  47. Sue Me
  48. That Old Back Scratcher
  49. The Bronx Bird Watcher
  50. The Drinking Man's Diet
  51. The Drop-Outs March
  52. The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
  53. The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The President March
  54. The Painless Dentist Song
  55. The Twelve Days Of Christmas
  56. The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas
  57. There's No Governor Like Our New Governer (Takes 2 & 3) (alternate Version)
  58. There's No Governor Like Our New Governer...
  59. There's No Governor Like Our New Governor
  60. Togetherness
  61. Turn Back The Clock
  62. Westchester Hadassah
  63. Wont You Come Home Disraeli
  64. You Need An Analyst
  65. You Went The Wrong Way, Old King Louie
  66. You're Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me
  67. Your Mothers Here To Stay

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