Cordurory blues

Cordurory blues Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler

When i was a boy
There was no limit to what i could eat
Shake after shake after shake after shake
Followed by all kinds of red meat
Metabolism runnin' around so fast
My body never gained to weight
That p**sed off all my momma's friends
And made my big-boned sister irate
But now i'm a man
And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt
'cause even when i'm in the shower alone
I'm to embarrased to remove my shirt

What made a millionaire out of mr. frito-lay
Made a fat mother f**ker outta me
What made a millionaire out of mr. frito-lay
Made a fat mother f**ker outta me
And all them cookies i been munching lately
My feets are becoming difficult to see

I believe it was my daddy
Who led me to this eating disease
By calling me "the little candy ass"
When i couldn't finish a burger with cheese
Or maybe it was my momma
Who got me addicted to all the wrong foods
Only when i gobbled down every chicken cutlet
Would i get to see momma's good moods
They said eat this, they said eat that
To stay skinny there was no chance
And now when i walk i hear corduroy
Even though i ain't wearing pants

What made a millionaire out of mr. frito-lay
You fat f**k, you fat f**k
Made a fat mother f**ker outta me
What made a millionaire out of mr. frito-lay
You fat f**k, you fat f**k
Made a fat mother f**ker outta me
And all that ice cream i been eating lately
My chins alone weight 203

The diet starts tomorrow!
I have a grapefruit for breakfast
For lunch a bown of white rice
Dinnertime it's a saltless potato
I ain't allowed no spice
If this diet's gonna work
Tonight i can't eat no more
"just go to sleep," i say to myself
As i close the bedroom door
Two in the morning, i wake up to p**s
My belly's hungry and achin'
Tiptoe to the kitchen, f**k the diet
Bring on the chips flavored with bacon

What made a millionaire out of mr. frito-lay
Made a fat mother f**ker outta me
What made a millionaire out of mr. frito-lay
Made a fat mother f**ker outta me
And all them crumb-cakes i been eating lately