Nhs song

Nhs song Lyrics

Well I’m lying in this hospital bed, I should have had an operation but I’m waiting her instead.
The floor’s dirty and the paint is pealing, and there’s p**s and sh*t and blood and semen dripping from the ceiling.
My Chest pain is getting worse, and I really need a bypass but the phillipino nurse says that its all Tony Blair’s fault because he let the NHS get into 5.7 billion pounds of debt.

And he’s holding up my bypass, Tony Blair is having a top laugh, and I really need a bypass, or I think I’m gunna die boss, I think I’m gunna die…o sh*t.

Tony cant afford the NHS anymore, coz he’s paying for the Olympics and another blady war.
And I, wouldn’t say I’m an expert in political anthropology but unless he starts investing I’m gunna have a coronary coz my heart is getting worse each day, and the only thing they’ve given me is MRSA coz there’s nothing the can offer when the nurses had the drugs out and its not like carry on films when they always get there jugs out.

And he’s holding up my bypass, Tony Blair is having a top laugh, and I really need a bypass, or I think I’m gunna die boss, I think I’m gunna die

We’re all gunna die painful death, there’s nothing left of the NHS
We’re all gunna die painful death, there’s nothing left of the NHS
We’re all gunna die painful death, there’s nothing left of the NHS
We’re all gunna die painful death, there’s nothing left of the NHS
We’re all gunna die painful death, there’s nothing left and
And he’s holding up my bypass, Tony Blair is having a top laugh, and I really need a bypass, or I think I’m gunna die boss, I think I’m gunna (beep…..until end)