Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Adam Hood Lyrics
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin Lyrics
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin by Adam Hood
My name is Adam Kay (and my name is Suman Biswas)
This Album is sponcered by smaxo glith klein, who have asked us to say a few words about their new drug,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find entising,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i
The BMF has 20,000 different drugs to take
So we thought what could we produce to give you all a break
A drug that can treat anything from lepracy to SARS
And you can give it in the mouth, IV, or up the arse.
It's Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i
We tested it on animals and none of them survived
But thats OK 'cos when we wrote the paper up we lied,
It's first choice for MI, MS and even for ME,
And COPD, HIV, PE and DVT
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i.
There are some minor side-effects, and some are not that rare,
Like nausea, vomiting, losing all your hair,
Heart attacks, becoming gay and growing extra breasts,
But it's fucking cheap and hey this is the NHS.
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
There are cures for everything from Aids to Pubic Licening,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We make it from the cerebela cortex of a bisin,
After that it undergoes some polygenic splicening
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It makes you smart as Einstein and as muscular as Tyson,
It brings an end to all that pharmocology revising,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i, um-diddle-idle-diddle-um-didle-i,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We sell lots in Japan 'cos it's the antidote to Ricin,
The Minister of Health, we hear, will shortly be advising,
Take Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
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