Funny little fat guy Lyrics

Funny little fat guy Lyrics

There's this funny little guy I keep seeing around
He's following me all over town
Now I ain't the kind to be paranoid
But this funny little guy, I just can't avoid
He's got a long white beard and big black boots
That funny little fat guy in the red suit

He says, Ho ho ho have you been good
I've been watching you like I told you I would
Come sit on my knee and tell me what you like
I'll bring it down your chimney in the middle of the night

Now I aint the kind to be making a fuss
I took a ride into town and he was driving the bus
I went into the bank and his face was on the wall
He was everywhere at the shopping mall
I turned the TV on and I was struck mute
By that funny little fat guy, in the red suit

There's this funny little guy I keep seeing around
He's following me all over town
Now I ain't the kind to be paranoid
But this funny little guy, I just can't avoid
He's got a long white beard and big black boots
That funny little fat guy, in the red suit