Constipation

Constipation Lyrics

Constipation - No defecation

I ate too many jalepanos
I've got burning a**hole syndrome
I am sitting on the pot
A thousand farts that will not stop
I ate a little too much cheese
My pants are down below my knees
Sitting on a porcelain

Sitting in a lonely stall
I read this on the bathroom wall
"Here i sit all broken hearted
Tried to sh*t and only farted
Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their sh*t in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of sh*t!"