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Drink Your Beer

 
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Drink Your Beer Austin: You're impeding the progress of this recording because you won't drink a beer!

Jim: No, I mean, you know, I mean, my God, um...



Austin: I love the way you sit there and you act like you're not being pushy but you're being very suggestive, but you're

being suggestive in a very pushy way.

Jim: Why don't we- look. Let's just...

Austin: You got a resume? I wanna see your credentials before I sing.

Jim: Maybe-

Austin: What have you done?

Jim: What have you- um, why, I wrote your theme.

Austin: (imitating "I Won't Do What You Tell Me", his entrance theme:) Kssh! Da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da...

Jim: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Austin: See, I wanted to get ready to sing? Yeah, you wrote that didn't ya? And I love that how you put the glass in, that

was kickass. Genius.

Jim: Yeah, thank you very mu-

Austin: I know, and then after I say "genius" I finally get to meet ya and hang out with you a little bit, and I'm thinking

"What a f***ing moron!" And you know, when I think about it, anybody coulda went "Kssh! Da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da..."

Anybody coulda done that!

Jim: Yeah, but...

Austin: I'm gonna tell you one time, and this is gonna be the last time, to get a beer.

Jim: Okay, I'll get a beer.

Austin: There you go! You know it's funny, if you woulda got a beer five minutes ago, we wouldn't still be doing this five

minutes later.

Jim: I got a beer. See, here you go.

Austin: Just because you got a beer in your hand-

Jim: Well, you said get a beer and I got a beer so... I mean I figured that maybe that'd be enough.

Austin: You know, you're probably the dumbest smartass I've ever seen in my life.

Jim: I'm just trying to get-

Austin: How can I be creative when I'm starting to feel so violent?

Jim: I'm-

Austin: I'm telling you right now to drink a beer.

Jim: No. (incomprehensible stammering) I mean, not "no" but...

Austin: Don't eyeball me.

Jim: I'm not eyeballing y-

Austin: Look at me.

Jim: I-

Austin: Don't eyeball me.

Jim: A-

Austin: Look at me! Don't you understand that you can look at me and not eyeball me?

Jim: No, I don't.

Austin: Yeah, there's a difference.

Jim: Okay, sorry.

Austin: You're disrespecting me verbally. I see it in your eyes.

Jim: I- I'm not-

Austin: I'm ready to do this vocal when you drink that beer.

Jim: No.

Austin: What?

Jim: What? I don't want a beer now.

Austin: What? What?

Jim: Don't want a beer now, don't want a beer now, don't want a beer now!

Austin: Drink your beer!

Jim: Look, look, Steve...

Austin: Drink your beer!

Jim: TAKE THE BEER AND STUFF IT RIGHT UP YOUR--

*crash*

*grunting*

Austin: Well, you're relaxed now, aren't ya?

[Thanks to Marissa for lyrics]
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