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Hey, little guy! Why so blue?
Well, Blank Paper,
I’m trying to write a musical in two and a half weeks and I’m a little stuck.
Well, mother f**ker,
why don’t I give you a crash coarse on how to go from a piece of blank paper to a full-tilt,
boogie, original musical.
Huh… Wow! An original musical!
That’s right cracker.
Now there aren’t many of us around and it’s a long journey, so lets get started.
Did you just call me a cracker? Are you being black?
Mother f**ker, I can be anything you want me to be, that’s the point.
Oh, so you’re saying that I want you to be black?
Shut your face.
An original musical
Those other shows can step to the rear
If you lend me your ear
I’m gonna ease all your fear
And tell you all you need is what’s right up here
JEFF/ BLANK PAPER
I can’t decide if you’re trying to be Ben Vereen or/ Shh-conk, shh-conk, shh-conk
Randy Newman./ Pah, Pah, Pa…
Shut up. You see, a lot of times musicals are based on books like the Scarlet Pimpernel or Lestat.
And other times they’re based on plays like Picnic, which became Hot September.
But, more recently, musicals have been based on movies like My Favorite Year,
Footloose, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Big, Saturday Night Fever, the Wedding Singer,
the Full Monty, the Producers… (inhales) Thoroughly Modern Millie,
Hairspray, Beauty and the Beast, Billy Elliot, Spamalot…
Wow! So movies make good musicals?
Well they make musicals.
Well, I’m trying to write a musical about two guys writing a musical
about two guys writing a musical.
Ooo… that sounds like some crazy sh*t, b**ch.
But it’s original and I like that. Sing with me!
An original musical
And Starlight Express
My show could be a success
And not a big mess
And I’ll make Broadway my eternal address
Oh! Easy, Mother f**ker. Broadway?
Let’s start with off or off-off and then you can think about the Great White Way.
But, why can’t I dream big?
Well, if it was a jukebox musical, a revival, or a recognizable commodity,
I’d say dream away, bee-otch. But, original?
On Broadway? Baby, that is risky! Unless you got some stars in mind.
Well, we’d love to have Alice Ripley, she’s fierce. Hey!
That’s the first time I’ve ever said the word fierce. That’s the second!
Player, I mean TV stars, pop stars, movie stars like Tony Braxton and Jenna Elfman.
But, I want our show to be good!
You want your ass to make some money!
But, I believe that a good product with talented people is the way to go!
Hiring some talent-free celebrity just lowers the
bar and I think audiences deserve better!
Wee-waw, wee-waw, waw, waaaww… sh*t.
Audiences want to see Paris Hilton in the Apple Tree.
Who wants to see Paris Hilton in the Apple Tree?
I don’t know, a lot of people. f**k, your ass is crazy Mother f**ker.
But, I f**king like you and you may just be f**king
crazy enough to f**king, f**kity, f**k, f**k succeed, f**king, f**king, Mother f**ker.
Ow-o-ow! What’s with all the fowl language?
Is that appropriate or even necessary?
I’m blank paper, your blank paper, make me say something else.
I’ll say whatever you want me to, just put your pen to the
paper and write.
Okay! I will! I will! I’ll write!
Now we’re talking!
Write that original musical
Original in every way
It won’t be based on a play
Or a movie…
That Jesus Christ will help you get to Broadway
And you can thank him in you bio someday
Wow. People thank Jesus in their bio?
People thank their agents, their casts, and Jesus Christ.
Even though they might be Mormon and gay
So, some Mormons are gay?
Sure! Didn’t you ever see the national tour of 1776?
[Thanks to Jake for lyrics]
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