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The Second Best Secret Agent In The Whole Wide World

 

The Second Best Secret Agent In The Whole Wide World Song Lyrics


He's not the first
He's not the first
But he's the second best secret agent in the whole wide world
Not number one
But not the worst
He's just the second best secret agent in the whole wide world
He's every bit as good as whats-his-name With a dame, any dame And all those bullet holes are in his vest To prove you work a little harder when your second best
Give him his due
He's number two
Right in there doing his act despite the fact he shot clear through
Not the tenth-nineth-eighth-seventh-sixth-fifth-fourth-third or first When the challenge is her But the second best secret agent in the whole wide blooming world
Not the tenth-nineth-eighth-seventh-sixth-fifth-fourth-third or first When the challenge is her But the second best secret agent in the whole wide blooming world
Yeah
I think
[Thanks to Tyler Cardy for lyrics]