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All Men Are Freaks Lyrics

 

All Men Are Freaks Song Lyrics


Mother Ferd:
It’s a burden every woman shares as she travels down life’s roads
She dreams of meeting her charming prince, but all she meets are toads
It’s been true since the dawn of time, from the Romans to the Greeks
Honey, face it, all men are freaks
Sweetheart, face it, all men are freaks
Sarah:
I’ve had my share of men before, yeah I’ve been in many beds
Mother Ferd:
Hoo-hoo
Sarah:
I’ve felt their lumpy bodies curl and I’ve rubbed all their bald heads
They have things hanging off of them, they have hair on all their cheeks
Sister, you’ve said it, all men are freaks
Mother Ferd, Shaniquah, & Diane:
Find kindness in your female heart
No need to act superior
Men need lots of therapy
Because they were born inferior
So spread a little charity
For every Tom and di*k and Kenny
Somehow all the love can fall
For which they all have many
All:
It’s a burden every woman shares be she mother, wife, or friend
Relation love is no great prize, but still she must pretend
She must feed his ego every day and hear the babble he speaks
Sisters, let’s face it, all men are freaks
Oh, gotta love our freaks
Sarah:
I love my freaky freak
All:
Oh, go find your freak
Sarah:
I would if I could only see
All:
Oh, you go find your freak
Sarah:
Gotta find my, find my freak
Oh, gotta save my
Oh, gonna save my
Oh, my beautiful freak
[Thanks to Henrique Takimoto Jasa for lyrics]


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