Man

Man Lyrics

Man Song Lyrics

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Jerry:

You're out of work
Your pride is missing
They call you jerk
But you don't listen
You haven't got a pot to p**s in
But you're a, man

Your hands are rough
Your back is hairy
Your talk is tough
Your smell is scary
Here's what you're not
Your not a fairy
No you're a beer drinking real live man

And when the beef comes out you do the carving
You hate Tom Cruise but you love Lee Marvin
You're a man
and thats a bonus
'Cos when your swinging your cajones
You'll show 'em what testosterone is
'Cos you're a boot wearing, beer drinking chevy driving man

Jerry (speaking):

Don't do it to be the most talked about man in Buffalo,
Don't do it for all them money you're gonna rake in,
Don't even do it so your best friend can keep seeing his son whom he loves more than life!
Oh no, do it for yourself Davy boy!
Show yourself the stuff you're made of,
Don't show me.

Dave:

You get these plans
They always fail
You've been divorced
You've been to jail
You may be bold
You may be male
But you're a ba ba ba da...bum

You've got your dreams
You've got your wishes
And I don't want to sound malicious
But you're a nut
And i've got dishes
i'm going home
See ya

Jerry (speaking):

You walk away now but you'll be back, you know you're always there for me

Dave (speaking):

Not this time Fabio!
Jerry the stripper..

Jerry (speaking):

Surf's up ladies! Here comes Lukowski, the big kahuna, riding your pipeline! I'm hanging ten!

Standback ladies it's quarterback Jerry, throwing a long ball right into your endzone! Touchdown! Wanna go for a two?

Faces loaded, it's badboy Jerry swinging a big, a big old bat,
Ba ba ba banging one right atcha baby!
Boo-ya!

Jerry (singing):

I'm gonna jump straight up kick a hole in the moon
Don't know exactly where i'm going but I know i'm gonna get there soon
I'll show you
I'll show them all
I'll show them all the real thing

What is a man?
Why does he bother?
'Cos he's a man
'Cos he's a father
He wants his kid
He wants his life
He wants a ba da da da da, da da da

He wants to be
A man, a real man
Yes I am
I'm gonna be
I gotta be
A real man with a mission like you see on television
I'm a real fine genuine....
Man

ba da ba da ba

[Thanks to Sarah for lyrics]