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St. George & The Dragonet

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St. George & The Dragonet Song Lyrics

Stan Freberg
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St. George & The Dragonet [Narrator:]
The legend you are about to hear is true
Only the needle should be changed to protect the record

[St. George:]
This is the countryside
My name is St George
I'm a knight

Saturday, July 10th, 8:05 pm
I was working out of the castle on the nightwatch
when a call came in from the Chief
A dragon had been devouring maidens
My job, slay him

[St. George:]
You call me, Chief

Yes, the dragon again, devouring maidens
The King's daughter may be next

St. George:
You got a lead

Oh, nothing much to go on
Say, did you take that .45 automatic
into the lab to have them check on it

[St. George:]
Yeah, you were right

I was right

[St. George:]
Yeah, It was a gun

8:22 pm, I talked to one of the maidens
who had almost been devoured

[St. George:]
Could I talk to you, Ma'am

Who are you

[St. George:]
I'm St. George, Ma'am
Homicide, Ma'am
Want to ask you a few questions, Ma'am
I understand you were almost devoured by the dragon, Ma'am
Is that right, dragon

It was terrible
He breathed fire on me
He burned me already

[St. George:]
How can I be sure of that, Ma'am

Believe me
I got it straight from the dragon's mouth

[St. George:]
11:45 pm
I rode over the King's Highway
I saw a man
Stopped to talk to him
Pardon me, Sir
Could I talk to you for just a minute, Sir

Sure, I don't mind

[St. George:]
What do you do for a living

I'm a knave

[St. George:]
Didn't I pick you up on a 903 last year for stealing tarts

Yeah, so what
Do you wanna make a federal case out of it

[St. George:]
No, Sir
We heard there was a dragon operating in this neighborhood
We just want to know if you've seen him

Sure, I've seen him

[St. George:]
Could you describe him for me

What's to describe
You see one dragon, you seen 'em all

[St. George:]
Would you try to remember, Sir
Just for the record
We just want to get the facts, Sir

Well, he was, you know, he had orange polka dots . . .

[St. George:]
Yes, Sir

Purple feet, breathing fire and smoke . . .

St. George:

And one big bloodshot eye
right in the middle of his forehead and
Uh, like that

[St. George:]
Notice anything unusual about him

No, he's just your run-of-the-mill dragon, you know

[St. George:]
Yes, Sir
You can go now

Hey, by the way, how you gonna catch him

[St. George:]
I thought you'd never ask
A Dragonet

3:05 pm
I was riding back into the courtyard
to make my report to the lab
Then it happened
It was the dragon

Hey, I'm the fire-breathin' Dragon
You must be St George, right

[St. George:]
Yes, Sir

I can see you got one of them new .45 caliber swords

[St. George:]
That's about the size of it

You slay me

[St. George:]
That's what I wanted to talk to you about

What do you mean

[St. George:]
I'm taking you in on a 502
You figure it out

What's the charge

[St. George:]
Devouring maidens out of season

Out of season
You'll never pin that rap on me
Do you hear me, cop

[St. George:]
Yeah, I hear you
I got you on a 412 too

A 412
What's a 412

[St. George:]
Over-acting. Let's go

On September the 5th, the Dragon was tried and convicted
His fire was put out and his maiden-devouring license revoked
Maiden devouring out of season is punishable
by a term of not less than 50 or more than 300 years
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