The Weird Al Show Lyrics. From TV "Television/TV Theme Lyrics - 80's, 90's"

VISIT HOME PAGE . (CURRENT: Television/TV Theme Lyrics - 80's, 90's soundtrack, , The Weird Al Show lyrics)  
  Browse by soundtrack Find soundtrack Browse by artist name
  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

The Weird Al Show Lyrics


by . From Television/TV Theme Lyrics - 80's, 90's.


Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
and he lived in the sewer with his hamster pal.
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve,
So he packed up his accordion and had to move
To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
And he played on the company bowling team
And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
Where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream,
But that's really not important to the story.

Well the very next year he met a dental hygenist
With a sptula tatooed on her arm.
But he didn't keep in touch, and he lost her number,
Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm.
And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave
Twenty miles below the surface of the earth,
And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich,
For what it's worth.

Then, one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan,
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man.
He was caught in a bear trap, and Al set him free.
And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be.
And it turns out that he's a big shot producer on TV
So he gives Al a contract, and what do you know...
Now he's got his very own "Weird Al" Show!




Merchandise
sheet music Buy sheet music
cd Buy soundtrack CD
dvd Buy "Television/TV Theme Lyrics - 80's, 90's" DVD
Links
"Television/TV Theme Lyrics - 80's, 90's" lyrics


Comments









Song lyrics from soundtrack cd "Television/TV Theme Lyrics - 80's, 90's" are property & copyright of their owners & provided for educational purposes. Visit Television/TV Theme Lyrics - 80's, 90's page to find more lyrics, or use search.
DMCA Policy  |  Add/correct lyrics  |  Request lyrics  |  Privacy | Contact us    © STLyrics.com 2002 -