Sweeny Todd Cast Lyrics, Pirelli's Miracle Elixir Lyrics
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- Pirelli's Miracle Elixir Lyrics TOBIAS: Ladies and gentlemen! May I have your attention, perlese! (Beats Drum) Do you wake every morning in shame and despair to discover your pillow is covered with hair Wot ought nought to be there? Well, ladies and gentlemen, From now on you can waken at ease. You need never again have a worry or care, I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare. Gentleman, you are about to see something that rose from the dead! On the top of my head Scarcley a month ago, gentlemen, I was struck with a 'orrible Oriental disease. Though the finest physicians in London were called, I awakened one morning amazed and appalled To discover with dread that my head was bald As a novice's knees. I was dying of shame Till a gentleman came, An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name. He gave me a liquid as precious as gold, I rubbed it in daily like wot I was told, And behold! (Takes off cap dramatically, to reveal hair down to his shoulders.) Less thirty days old! Twas Pirelli's Miracle Elixir, That's wot did the trick, sir, True, sir, true. Was it quick sir? Did it in a tick, sir, Just like an elixir Ought to do! How about a bottle, mister? Only costs a penny garanteed. Crowd:(at the same time) 1st man: Penny buys a bottle, I don't know... 2nd man: You don't need... 1st man: Ah, let's go! Tobias (to third man): Go ahead and tug, sir. 3rd man: Penny for a bottle, is it? Tobias: Go ahead, sir, harder... TOBIAS:(alone) Does Pirelli's Stimulate the growth, sir? You can have my oath, sir, 'Tis unique. Rub a minute Stimulatin', i'n' it? Soon you'll have to thin it Once a week! Penny buys a bottle, garanteed! Company:Excuse me sir but wots dat awful stench? Where is Perrelli go and get perreli wat about the money go and get perreli [Thanks to Raven Brinson, Katie for lyrics] [Thanks to Garrett Matthews, Schro, Stefan for corrections]
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