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Boats 'N Hoes Song Lyrics

Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly
Step Brothers Soundtrack - Movie, 2008
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Boats 'N Hoes Intro:
Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.

(Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2

The Nina, OH, the Pinta, OH, the santa maria, OH, I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria.

Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you
wont go down 'cause my di*k can float!

We sail 'round the world and go port to port, everytime I cum I produce a quart.

Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor, there's a nice lady whore, I'd like to swank her.

(Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2

Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs!

I'm a pussy Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.

Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair you'll be amazed when I cum in your hair!

Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a di*k in your hand!

Anchors away and shiver me timbers, we like to f**k ladies with our 8-inch limbers

Huff: Love me hookers who be a curvery, ain't no lemons and limes so contracted the scurvy

Doback: Drop the anchor give that ho a shout

Huff: Cuz I'm using my compass to find a nappy dugout

(Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2
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