Sister Act Cast, How I Got The Calling Lyrics from "Sister Act"
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How I Got The Calling Lyricsby Sister Act Cast. From Sister Act How I Got The Calling by Sister Act Cast Mary Patrick: WHEN I WAS STILL A SCHOOLGIRL STANDING JUST ABOUT YAY HIGH I SAW THE FACE OF JESUS IN A COCCONUT CREAM PIE NEXT MORNING THERE WAS MARY IN A BOWL OF SPECIAL K AND TEN OF THE APPOSTLES IN THE SALAD BAR BUFFET NOW FRANKLY, I’M AN EATER AND I POLLISHED OFF SAINT PETER WHEN MY TUMMY SORTA’ GAVE A LITTLE LURCH, AND, I KNEW BEYOND ALL QUESTION, IT WAS MORE THAN INDIGESTION AND THAT’S HOW I GOT THE CALLING TO THE CHURCH Deloris: You found God in junk food? Mary Patrick: The Lord works in mysterious ways! So I told mine, now tell yours. Deloris: Age before beauty Mary Lazarus: Death before dishonour. MY MOTHER KICKED THE BUCKET IN THE FLOOD OF ‘38 A FALLING STEINWAY PIANO SENT MY FATHER TO HIS FATE ALL TWENTY OF MY SIBLINGS CAUGHT TH PLAGUE, BY SOME ODD CHANCE AND SOMETHING IN THE MEATLOAF GOT MY UNCLES AND MY AUNTS THE TOWN I LIVED IN BIT IT WHEN A FREAK TORNADO HIT IT AND THE HEARTBREAK TOOK MY DOG TO HIS REWARD AND - I FIGURED ON REFLECTION I COULD MAYBE USE PROTECTION Mary Lazarus/Nuns AND THAT’ HOW I GOT MY (HOW I GOT MY) CALLING TO THE LORD! (CALLING TO THE LORD!) Mary Patrick/Mary Lazarus: YES THAT WAS HOW I GOT THE CALLING Mary Lazarus: AND IT WAS BRACIN - Mary Patrick: BUT ENTHRALLING! Mary Patrick/Mary Lazarus: AND I JUST KNEW I’D DO AS I WAS BID Mary Patrick: I’D BE OVERFED Mary Lazarus: AND I’D OBVIUSLY BE DEAD Mary Patrick/Mary Lazarus: SO THANK THE LORD I GOT THE CALLING WHEN I DID! Mary Patrick: Now You! Deloris: No them! Mary Lezin: THE FOLKS FROM ‘JES FOR JESUS’ STUCK A PAMPHLET IN MY PURSE Mary Cecilia: I HEARD A VOICE WHILE PLAYING ‘SARGENT PEPPER’IN REVERSE Mary Petroc: I PRAYED, AND THEN BY GOLLY MY PSOROASIS WAS HEALED Mary Antioch: PEOPLE ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT I LOOKE LIKE SALLY FIELD Mary Katari: I HAD A REVALATION WHEN I SKIPPED MY MEDICATION Mary Wiligis: THE OUTFIT JUST DID WONDERS FOR MY FRAME All Nuns: AND, YES IT MAY BE ODD TO GET A WAKE UP CALL FROM GOD BUT IN THE END, I GOT THE CALLING AND I CAME AND THAT WAS HOW I GOT THE CALLING AND GAVE ME LIFE AN OVERHAULING Mary Antioch/Mary Petroc: AND IT WAS LOUD - Mary Miguel: AND FIRM - Mary Josephat: AND OH, SO CLEAR! All Nuns: YES, IT’S QUITE A JUMP Mary Genisius: BUT I’D BE LOST Mary Embert: AFRAID - Mary Petroc: A FRUMP! Nuns: SO THANK THE LORD I GOT THE CALLING WHEN I DID! Mary Patrick: Save the best-est til’ lastest! Deloris: Wait, she hasn’t gone yet Mary Robert: Oh no, not me, I can’t - I didn’t - Mary Patrick: Mary Robert wasn’t exactly called to the convent, were ya, mouse? Tell her. Mary Robert: Well... YOY SEE... I MEAN... IT’S KIND OF LIKE I - Mary Patrick: CAME HERE AS A TOT Mary Robert: WHAT I MEANT IS Mary Patrick: LEFT HERE AT THE DOOR. Go on. Mary Robert: AND I DON’T KNOW IF I’M Mary Patrick: SUPPOSED TO BE A NUN - Mary Robert: OR - Mary Patrick: NOT. Mary Robert: IT’S... Mary Patrick: HARD TO SAY, BUT AFTER ALL, THAT’S WHAT THE CALL IS FOR Right? So! Spotlights back on you Sister. ‘Fess up! Deloris: Okay... ME AND...SISTER SLEDGE... WE HAD A MINISTRY, I GUESS WORKING AT OUR LADY OF... PERPETUAL...EXCESS WE’D GO AMONG THE VILLAGE...PEOPLE... EVERY DAY...WELL, NIGHT LIFTING UP THE SINFUL, AND, UH... HELPING THE UPTIGHT. THEN SUDDENLY ONE DAY IT WAS LIKE, BANG! AND RIGHT AWAY I SAW THE LIGHT AND SCREAMED “SWEAT JESUS CHRIST!” AND SUCH. AND...I ASKED TO BE SECLUDED IN THIS HELLHOLE JUST LIKE YOU DID AND THAT’S HOW I GOT THE CALLING PRETTY MUCH All Nuns: HOW SHE GOT THE CALLING PRETTY MUSHC Deloris: AND THAT’S HOW I GOT THE CALLING Right! All Nuns: IT WAS SUBLIME Deloris: AND YET APPALING! All Nuns: AND IT WAS OH, SO RIGHT IN ALL RESPECTS! Mary Miguel: SWEET AS MOUNTAIN HONEY Mary Adelard: AND AS WILD AS SUMMER LIGHTNING Mary Kateri: AND AS WARM AS WOOLEN MITTENS Mary Embert: AND SO FIERCE THAT IT WAS FRIGHTENING Mary Wiligis: AND AS BRIGHT AS NEW-CUT-FLOWERS Mary Lezin: AND AS SWIFT AS APRIL SHOWERS Deloris: AND ORGASMIC AS A NIGHT OF SWEATY SEX! I’m sorry, was that out loud? Mary Patrick: IF IT NEVER CAME Mary Lazarus: IF ALL OUR LIVES WERE JUST THE SAME Mary Patrick/Mary Lazarus: WELL, HEAVEN KNOWS WHAT MIGHT’VE HAPPENED TO US THEN... Nuns: BUT WE GO THE CALLING THABK THE LORD WE GOT THE CALLING WE’RE SO GLAD YOU GOT THE CALLING AMEN! [Thanks to blogg_sy for lyrics]
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