Lyrics, How To Raise A Child Lyrics, Ringtone
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- How To Raise A Child Lyrics MRS. MAYOR He was Mommy's little boy. MR. MAYOR He was Daddy's little man. BOTH He was never any trouble till this... "Thinking Thing" began! MR. MAYOR We must both lay down the law. MRS. MAYOR Will he hate us? MR. MAYOR Maybe so. MAYOR & MRS. MAYOR Oh, where are the instructions On how to raise a child? Who has the instructions On how to raise a child? Who has all the answers? I don't know. (The CAT pops up and hands them a brochure.) MRS. MAYOR (Reading) Does your child give you troubles? Do his grades keep on shrinking? MR. MAYOR (Reading) Does he drive teachers wild With his uncontrolled thinking? MR. & MRS. MAYOR (Reading) As a parent, are you Overwhelmed? Insecure? The help that you seek Is inside this brochure! (An alarm clock goes off, loudly. JOJO's parents put on big, cheerful smiles and wake him) MAYOR It's nine, son. Rise and shine, son, It's a very special day! MRS. MAYOR Get dressed, dear. Look your best, dear. Soon you will be on your way. MAYOR Now, here is your pencil. MRS. MAYOR Here are your mittens. MAYOR & MRS. MAYOR Here is your sword -- JOJO My...sword? (The CAT IN THE HAT blows a fanfare as GENERAL GENGHIS KAHN SCHMITZ arrives grandly.) SCHMITZ I'm General Genghis Kahn Schmitz. I scare children out of their wits. But you'll see at a glance, sir, My school is the answer For shirkers and dreamers and twits... And in this case, I'd say the shoe fits! Ten hut! Feet together. Chin up. Eyes on the prize, forward ... Harch! (JOJO begins to march in place.)
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