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Welcome to Sacred Heart Song Lyrics

Scrubs Cast
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Welcome to Sacred Heart Dr. Kelso:
Hello, I'm Dr. Kelso, I'm delighted that you came
So the doctors say you fainted, and you don't know what's to blame
Well, put your mind at ease, there's no ill we can't outsmart
On behalf of all who work here...

Welcome to Sacred Heart!

Our facilities are excellent! You couldn't ask for more
As long as you avoid the bathrooms on the second floor

Dr. Kelso:
This is Dr. Cox, I'll be giving him your chart
Dr. Cox:
And that's Dr. Kelso -- the kiss-ass of Sacred Heart!

You say you burned your hand real bad -- we'll fix you up with gauze
Perhaps you need your fat sucked out -- or want a smaller schnoz!

Dr. Kelso:
You caught an S.T.D. from some tasty little tart?

We swear
We won't judge you here at Sacred...
Here at Sacred...
Here at Sacred Heart!


Dr. Kelso:
One more thing that I should mention, if what I've heard is true
And everyone appears to be singing to you....

Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh!

Dr. Kelso:
Your case is very serious! And we'd better start!

'Cause if you think we're singing, you belong at Sacred Heart!
Doctors! Nurses! Patients! Dead guys!
Welcome to Sacred Heart!

[Thanks to Sydney for lyrics]
CD  ·  DVD  ·  Sheet music

Song title Artist name
All Right Scrubs Cast
Why Are You Singing? Elliot Jd and Patti
Welcome to Sacred Heart Scrubs Cast
Scrubs Theme Song (I'm No Superman) Lazlo Bane
Everything Comes Down to Poo Scrubs Cast
We're Gonna Miss You Carla Scrubs Cast
Guy Love J.D., Turk
For the Last Time / I'm Dominican Turk, Carla
Friends Forever Scrubs Cast
What's Going to Happen to Me? Scrubs Cast
The Rant Song Dr. Cox, J.D., Patti, The Janitor
Options Carla, Elliot
When The Truth Comes Out Scrubs Cast
Tango Dominican Scrubs

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