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For the Last Time / I'm Dominican

 
Turk, Carla
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For the Last Time / I'm Dominican Carla:
I've had it up to here so let me make it very clear. Beause I swear I'll never clue you in again. Every time that you profess
I come from Puerto Rico...

Turk:
Yes?



Carla:
For the last time Turk, I'm Dominican!

Turk:
Don't make a big to do, I was simply testing you.

Carla:
Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's blaxican?

Turk:
Babe, you know I know the truth.

Carla:
Well I need a little proof. So list all you know about me or no sex again.

Turk:
Ok, lets see. Your name is Carla

Carla:
Oh, yes.

Turk:
You are Latina.

Carla:
Impressive.

Turk:
You're a nurse, your mother's dead, and wait...I got it. Three sisters

Carla:
Turk!

Turk:
Two Sisters? Well I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk off.

Carla:
Tell me, what's my middle name?

Turk:
Ok, I'm tired of this game. Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again. But it's not just me who gets mixed up by all
this crazy ethnic stuff

Todd:
Sorry, Even I know, she's Dominican. Boo-ya!

Carla:
Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan? How long before we met was I in medicine? Was our wedding song the Beatles or
Led Zeplin? Am I freakin Puerto Rican or Dominican?

Turk:
The thing is guys remember facts, like what Derek Jeter hit last year which was three-o-three. And that is why our brains
are maxed! And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities.

Carla:
Well thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man.

Turk:
Let's talk about your job, and not the fact that your

Carla:
Dominican!

Turk:
You're not staying home from work.

Carla:
Will that make you happy Turk?

Turk:
WRONG: I'll support you if you choose to earn the pingements.
RIGHT: I'll support you if you choose to earn the Benjamin's

Carla:
Then I'll return to work today! Now you're sure that that's ok?

Turk:
I say Si which is 'Yes' in Dominican, and Puerto Rican

Carla:
Turk...

Turk:
But you're Dominican

[Thanks to Sydney for lyrics]

[Thanks to Hollz for corrections]
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