Madonna Speech (Dialogue)
What the f**k was I talking about ?
You said "True Blue" was about a guy, you said it's a girl who meets a nice guy
But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big di*ks.
Ok, let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about.
It's all about this cooze who's a regular f**k machine.
I'm talking, morning, day,night, afternoon,
di*k, di*k,di*k, di*k, di*k,di*k, di*k, di*k, di*k.
How many di*ks is that?
Then one day she meets a John Holmes motherf**ker, and it's like, whoa baby.
I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels.
Now she's gettin this serious di*k action,
She's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain
Chew? Toby Chew? No.
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.
You know, her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.
But when this cat f**ks her, it hurts. It hurts like it did the first time.
You see the pain is reminding a f**k machine what is once like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."