Dear Professor Thompson (Part 2) Song Lyrics
Dear Professor Thompson, hey, it’s Deb, how are things going?
Heard your latest book is done, can’t wait to read it – BUY it.
In the meantime I’ve one teeny little question to propose to you
As one academic to another academic
Have you ever, say, misplaced a whole entire book containing your research?
God, Professor Thompson, I’m a fool, I have to tell you
That I might’ve left my research on the subway somewhere.
So I’m hoping you’ll just give me my degree without my thesis.
Love, smiley face.
[Thanks to Dana Jayne for lyrics]