Poor, Unsuccessful And Fat Lyrics. From Musical "New Brain"

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Poor, Unsuccessful And Fat Lyrics


by A New Brain Cast. From New Brain.


RICHARD
Time for your sponge bath

GORDON
Aw, must I?

RICHARD
Honey, I donít wanna be here either

Poor Unsuccessful and Fat
Who wouldíve thought I would end like that?
Surely, in no time, youíll be back to normal
In your evening formal
Iíll be Poor Unsuccessful
Poor Unsuccessful and Fat
And getting older

GORDON
All right, come on

RICHARD
Hello
Plus, have you noticed I sweat?

GORDON
Hello

RICHARD
I have a list of things I regret
Donít tell this story to little children
Cause itís gonna scare them
How Iím Poor Unsuccessful
Poor Unsuccessful and Fat

And getting older, getting greyer
Stop me if youíve heard this before
Cause if youíve heard this before
Hell itís just more of the same

GORDON
Well

RICHARD
Help me
Iím a player
Whoíll never make it, I wonít make, I wonít make it

GORDON
NO NO NO NO NO NO

RICHARD
Once I was practically thin

GORDON
OHÖ.

RICHARD
Now I can eat like Iím Rin Tin Tin
Soon youíll be back home
A success in training
Iíll be here complaining
That Iím Poor Unsuccessful
Poor Unsuccessful and Faaaaattttt
And getting older

GORDON
I am not successful
I am not so damn successful

RICHARD
Iím getting older

GORDON
I am not successful
I am not so damn successful

RICHARD
Iím getting older

MR. BUNGEE
Youíre not successful

GORDON
I am not successful

MR. BUNGEE
Youíre too old to be a failure

GORDON
Iím too old to be a failure

MR. BUNGEE
Your futures looking cloudy

GORDON
My futureís looking cloudy

MR. BUNGEE
Your sister is a whore

GORDON
My sisterís a receptionist!

MR. BUNGEE
Bet your tush youíre unsuccessful
Donít mean to make this more stressful than itís already become
But youíre Poor Unsuccessful and Dumb
Poor Unsuccessful and Dumb
and Untalented
Poor Unsuccessful and Dumb
and Untalented
Almost psychotically grim and untalented
Thatís what we say about him heís untalented

GORDON
HELP

[Thanks to Joe Elliott for lyrics]




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