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Gordo's Law Of Genetics lyrics by A New Brain Cast

 

Gordo's Law Of Genetics Song Lyrics


Doctor: The bad trait, will always predominate. Bad trait is certain to win. The bad trait will always predominate.
All: That is the law of genetics.
Doctor: According to Schwinn!
Women: Smart or Dumb.
Men: The dumb will predominate.
Women: Fat or thin.
Men: The fat will predominate.
Women: Lazy or not lazy.
Men: The lazy will predominate.
All: We have (we have) lousy esthetics.
Doctor: The bad trait
Doctor and Women: Will always predominate.
Doctor: Bad trait
Doctor and Women: Is certain to win.
Doctor: The bad trait.
Doctor and Women: Will always predominate
All: That is the law of genetics according to Schwinn!
Rhoda: Why is the smart son, always the gay son?
All: Schwinn’s second law of genetics.
Women: Smart or Dumb.
Men: The dumb will predominate.
Women: Fat or thin.
Men: The fat will predominate.
Women: Lazy or not lazy.
Men: The lazy will predominate.
All: We have (we have) lousy esthetics.
Homeless Lady: Say your father has a stomach. You are sure to get that stomach.
Women: It's a simple fact of science.
Homless Lady and Doctor: Don't rely on self reliance. You are sure to get that stomach so eat eat eat!
Doctor: Because, the bad trait
Doctor and Women: Will always predominate.
Doctor: Bad trait
Doctor and Women: Is certain to win.
Doctor : The bad trait.
Men: Will always predominate
All: That Is the law of genetics.
That is the law of genetics according to
That is the law of genetics according to
G-g-g-g-gordo G-g-g-g-gordo
G-g-g-g-gordo G-g-g-g-gordo
G-g-g-g-gordo G-g-g-g-gordo
G-g-g-g-gordo Schwinn!
Ohhhh Gordo's Law of Genetics!!!!
[Thanks to Carly for lyrics]