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Calamari Song Lyrics
Sorry I'm late, Rhoda.
You're always late.
I was working on the spring song.
Is he angry that he doesn't have the Spring Song yet? I bet.
No, he's angry that he doesn't have the yes song.
I hate the Yes Song.
I hate the Spring Song.
I hate Mr. Bungee and his job.
It's bad, working on Mr. Bungee's lilypad.
Y'all work for Mr. Bungee? I love that tv show!
The specials today, though not many, are especially good.
First, the fish of the day- Calamari!
Which isn't a fish, but lives in the sea,
as set in the dish, it happens to be
the fish of the day.
Plus there's ziti with a sauce that's meaty. It's fun!
SCHWINN AND RHODA
And there's a lot.
And that's the specials!
I'll have the ziti, and a diet coke.
Uh okay, and I will have the goat cheese salad. No cheese.
So talk to me.
It's taking up the brunt of my time.
It's called a job.
I don't have time to write my real stuff.
It feels like I can't express what I mean to convey
so of course I didn't write enough today!
If you don't keep writing you'll be shown the door.
You know Mr. Bungee hates you.
I think Mr. Bungee...
...I think he hates you more
Why does Mr. Bungee hate me?
First off: You've gotta finish a song
You scoff, but damnit, write the Spring Song!
Write the Yes Song
Don't let your career go to the dogs!
As you can tell, I don't write well for frogs.
"Mr. Bungee is aquatic and dispotic."
I'm getting frog hallucinations!
"Mr. Bungee's oceanic and satanic! ahaha.
Mr. Bungee's said to be tyrannical at times. But Mr. Bungee always rhymes!"
He's not here right now, is he?
I love Mr. Bungee, yes indeedy, here's your ziti!
I love Mr. Bungee when he makes his scene.
I love Mr. Bun- did someone order scallopini?
I love Mr. Bungee, here's your diet coke and here's your drinks.
I love Mr. Bungee, I love Mr. Bungee!
First write your song then next you'll write the epic.
First tv then next a Broadway show.
It's a rocky road from lilypad to where you want to get to dear,
but Rhoda always knows.
Inside me I feel washed up and through.
Oh come on...
Writing this sh*t's killed my talent.
That is not true!
And whatever's left to kill then Bungee will
grind that down to squat!
I used to be..
I don't agree-
I once was but I'm not!
Hey come on, sit down.
Something is wrong...
Gordon, are you okay?
Something is wrong...
Gordon, you're scaring me.
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