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Scuttle, Gulls, Ariel
Little Mermaid Soundtrack - Musical, 2008
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Human Stuff SCUTTLE(spoken): Wow - this is special...this very very unusual.

ARIEL(spoken): What? What is it?

SCUTTLE(spoken): It's a dinglehopper!

ARIEL: A dinglehopper?

SCUTTLE: Oh these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary. When it comes to dingle hoppers I'm a regular

Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo
Like the folks who live up there do
That'll flap their wigs!

GULL 1: Flop their wigs!

GULL 2: Flap!

GULL 3: Awwwk!

SCUTTLE: Well, you'll look absolutely dandy
If you use one of these handy
Little thingmajigs!

GULL 1: Thingmabobs.

GULL 2: Jigs!

GULL 1: Bobs!

GULL 3: Awwwk!

SCUTTLE: Pick up the dinglehopper, just like so
Twirl it the way I'm twirling now!
Give it a little yank, and there ya go!
You're what the call "the dog's meow"!

GULLS: Wonderful stuff!

GULL 3: Awwwk!

GULLS: That human stuff!
Can't get enough -

GULL 3: Awwwk!

GULLS: Of human stuff!
And we are the authority -
No need for us to bluff!
Because we're great and explanatin'
Human stuff!

ARIEL(spoken): (holds pipe) Whats that?

SCUTTLE(spoken): A snarfblatt!

ARIEL(spoken): Wow!

SCUTTLE: Back when the world was prehistorial
People sat as still as coral
Flat upon their bumps

GULL 1: On their runts!

GULL 2: Bunks!

GULL 3: Awwwk!

SCUTTLE: There they would be, not even thinkin'
Bored to death and barely blinkin'
Way down at the dumps

GULL 1: On the dumps!

GULL 2: At!

GULL 1: On!

GULL 3: Awwwk!

SCUTTLE: Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance
Suddenly life was la-di-da!
Snarfblatts're what you use to make folks dance
Give it a blow, and then - voila!

GULLS: Wonderful stuff!

GULL 3: Awwwk!

GULLS: That human stuff!
If you're a buff -

GULL 3: Awwwk!

GULLS: Of human stuff!

GULL 1: It's marvable!

GULL 2: Stupendible!

SCUTTLE: Completely A-OJ!
Which sounds absurd, but take my word -

GULLS: That's what the humans say!

SCUTTLE&GULLS: Sensible stuff
That human stuff!
None of it fluff -
Not human stuff!
And heaven knows
Since we're the pros
From us, you'll get no guff

SCUTTLE: And once you've got a who's-ma-gig -

GULL 1: A thing-ma-what -

GULL 2: A watch-ma-gig -

SCUTTLE: That's all you need to bring you up to snuff!

GULLS: Right up to snuff!
With proper dinglehopper groomin'
Rest assured...you'll look real human!

SCUTTLE: We know, 'cause we know
Human stuff!
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Song title Artist name
Overture (Instrumental) Overture Video add
Fathoms Below Pilot, Sailors, Prince Eric, Grimsby
Daughters of Triton Mersisters
The World Above Ariel
Human Stuff Scuttle, Gulls, Ariel
I Want the Good Times Back Ursula, Flotsam, Jetsam, Eels
Part of Your World Ariel
Storm at Sea Sailors, Grimsby, Eric
Part of Your World (Reprise) Ariel
She's in Love Mersisters, Flounder
Her Voice Prince Eric
The World Above (Triton Reprise) King Triton
Under the Sea Sebastian, Sea Creatures
Under the Sea (Reprise) Sebastian, Sea Creatures
Sweet Child Flotsam, Jetsam
Poor Unfortunate Souls Ursula, Ariel
Positoovity Scuttle, Gulls
Beyond My Wildest Dreams Ariel, Maids, Carlotta
Les Poissons Chef Louis
Les Poissons (Reprise) Chef Louis, Chefs
One Step Closer Prince Eric
I Want The Good Times Back (Reprise) Ursula, Flotsam, Jetsam
Kiss The Girl Sebastian, Animals
Sweet Child (Reprise) Flotsam, Jetsam
If Only (Quartet) Ariel, Prince Eric, Sebastian, and King Triton
The Contest Grimsby, Princesses
Poor Unfortunate Souls (Reprise) Ursula
If Only (Reprise) King Triton, Ariel
Finale Prince Eric, Ariel, Ensemble

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