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Ireland Song Lyrics

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Elle, do you know the number one reason behind all bad hair decisions? Love!
You're lost without your love,
you're heart is on the floor,
I can help you, I've been there before.
When I need to relax,
I just put on some tracks
from this CD I bought for the store.

Celtic Oooh's
Isn't that relaxin'? It's called CELTIC MOODS!
When I'm lonely or feeling dejected,
I play this and it never fails.
I pretend like I'm in Ireland,
with Enya and the whales.

When my telephone gets diconnected,
or I spend ev'ry night alone,
I pretend like I'm in Ireland
where the Irish bagpipes drone.

Smell the grass as a rainstorm has ended,
people smile as I stroll pass their farms
With a red-headed sailor named Brenden,
and we dance without moving our arms.

In bar once I met this guy Dewey
and he bought me like, fourteen beers.
then he told me that he was from Ireland,
so I lived with him ten years.

If I squinted he looked like my sailor,
through my boozey delusional fog.
But he dumped me for some sl*t named Kayla,
took my trailor and took my dog.

In Ireland they know how to love you,
WRONG:you in the race, in the misty Irish breeze.
CORRECT: you embrace in the misty Irish breeze
And if your Irish boy tires of you,
you're allowed to shoot him in the knees.

Hey! You look like that poster for Ireland,
long blonde hair and that sweet sunny face.
Oh no wait, that's the poster for Sweden,
Oh screw it I'll never see either place.

But a girl sweet as you has a future,
you have hope as each new day dawns.
Girls like you always get to see Ireland,
give my love to the leprechauns.

[Thanks to Stephen for lyrics]

[Thanks to Kristen for corrections]
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Song title Artist name
Act I Act I Video add
Omigod You Guys Margot, Serena, Pilar, Delta Nu's, Elle Woods, Shopgirl and Manager
Serious Warner Huntington III and Elle Woods
Daughter of Delta Nu Margot, Serena, Pilar, Kate and Delta Nu's
What You Want Elle Woods, Margot, Serena, Pilar, Kate, Mom, Dad, Grandmaster Chad, Winthrop, Pforzheimer, Lowell, Delta Nu's and Company
The Harvard Variations Emmett Forrest, Aaron, Enid, Padamadan and Harvard Students
Blood in the Water Professor Callahan and Company
Positive Elle Woods, Margot, Serena, Pilar and Greek Chorus
Ireland Paulette
Serious (Reprise) Elle Woods and Warner Huntington III
Chip On My Shoulder Emmett Forrest, Elle Woods, Greek Chorus and Company
So Much Better Elle Woods, Greek Chorus and Company
Act II Act II Video add
Whipped Into Shape Brooke Wyndam, Professor Callahan and Company
Take It Like A Man Elle Woods, Emmett Forrest and Salespersons
Bend and Snap Elle Woods, Paulette, Serena, Margot, Pilar and Salonfolk
There! Right There! Elle Woods, Professor Callahan, Emmett Forrest, Brooke Wyndam, Vivienne Kensington, Warner Huntington III, Enid, Judge, Nikos, Carlos and Company
Legally Blonde Elle Woods and Emmett Forrest
Legally Blonde Remix Laura Bell Bundy, Kate Shindle, Company
Scene of the Crime Elle Woods, Paulette, Serena, Margot, and Company
Omigod You Guys (Reprise) Elle Woods and Company
Find My Way Elle Woods, Paulette and Company
Ireland (Reprise) Paulette

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