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Ireland Lyrics 



Ireland Song Lyrics


PAULETTE (SPOKEN)
Elle, do you know the number one reason behind all bad hair decisions? Love!
(SUNG)
You're lost without your love,
you're heart is on the floor,
I can help you, I've been there before.
When I need to relax,
I just put on some tracks
from this CD I bought for the store.

Celtic Oooh's
(SPOKEN)
Isn't that relaxin'? It's called CELTIC MOODS!
(Sung)
When I'm lonely or feeling dejected,
I play this and it never fails.
I pretend like I'm in Ireland,
with Enya and the whales.

When my telephone gets diconnected,
or I spend ev'ry night alone,
I pretend like I'm in Ireland
where the Irish bagpipes drone.

Smell the grass as a rainstorm has ended,
people smile as I stroll pass their farms
With a red-headed sailor named Brenden,
and we dance without moving our arms.

In bar once I met this guy Dewey
and he bought me like, fourteen beers.
then he told me that he was from Ireland,
so I lived with him ten years.

If I squinted he looked like my sailor,
through my boozey delusional fog.
But he dumped me for some sl*t named Kayla,
took my trailor and took my dog.

In Ireland they know how to love you,
WRONG:you in the race, in the misty Irish breeze.
CORRECT: you embrace in the misty Irish breeze
And if your Irish boy tires of you,
you're allowed to shoot him in the knees.

Hey! You look like that poster for Ireland,
long blonde hair and that sweet sunny face.
Oh no wait, that's the poster for Sweden,
Oh screw it I'll never see either place.

But a girl sweet as you has a future,
you have hope as each new day dawns.
Girls like you always get to see Ireland,
give my love to the leprechauns.

[Thanks to Stephen for lyrics]

[Thanks to Kristen for corrections]


Legally Blonde Musical Song List

Act I

 

Omigod You Guys

Margot, Serena, Pilar, Delta Nu's, Elle Woods, Shopgirl and Manager 

Serious

Warner Huntington III and Elle Woods 

Daughter of Delta Nu

Margot, Serena, Pilar, Kate and Delta Nu's 

What You Want

Elle Woods, Margot, Serena, Pilar, Kate, Mom, Dad, Grandmaster Chad, Winthrop, Pforzheimer, Lowell, Delta Nu's and Company  

The Harvard Variations

Emmett Forrest, Aaron, Enid, Padamadan and Harvard Students 

Blood in the Water

Professor Callahan and Company 

Positive

Elle Woods, Margot, Serena, Pilar and Greek Chorus 

Ireland

Paulette 

Serious (Reprise)

Elle Woods and Warner Huntington III 

Chip On My Shoulder

Emmett Forrest, Elle Woods, Greek Chorus and Company 

So Much Better

Elle Woods, Greek Chorus and Company 

Act II

 

Whipped Into Shape

Brooke Wyndam, Professor Callahan and Company  

Take It Like A Man

Elle Woods, Emmett Forrest and Salespersons 

Bend and Snap

Elle Woods, Paulette, Serena, Margot, Pilar and Salonfolk  

There! Right There!

Elle Woods, Professor Callahan, Emmett Forrest, Brooke Wyndam, Vivienne Kensington, Warner Huntington III, Enid, Judge, Nikos, Carlos and Company 

Legally Blonde

Elle Woods and Emmett Forrest 

Legally Blonde Remix

Laura Bell Bundy, Kate Shindle, Company 

Scene of the Crime

Elle Woods, Paulette, Serena, Margot, and Company 

Omigod You Guys (Reprise)

Elle Woods and Company  

Find My Way

Elle Woods, Paulette and Company  

Ireland (Reprise)

Paulette