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Jackass Song Lyrics
I'm a Pimped out Jedi Knight,
Obi-Wan meets Dolomite,
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a Pompador,
These aren't the whores you're looking for
If the Crocodile hunter smoked weed,
Steve Irwin burning herb in his Jeep,
Kicks the kangaroos for laughing at his hair cut,
Used to fall for that too but
If you knew me like,
I know myself,
You'd hate me like
I hate myself,
'Cause i'm a ...
Got no Rabbit in this hat,
'Cause I'm pulling it out my ass
Ain't Siegfried or Roy but I could be,
Making Magic with a pussy.
Like that dude in Tienemen Square,
With a Six pack and a folding chair,
Guy bothered the parade and ended up,
Playing Chicken with the tanks but
We could out the Lesbian Spice Girl,
They could try to run Game on the ODB.
They could kick every douche bag off the Real World,
But they won't get rid of me!
If I knew you like,
You know yourself,
I'd hate you like,
You hate yourself,
'Cause you're a Jackass!
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Song List
›Kick Some Ass
›Holden on Affleck
›Magic Carpet Ride
›Jay & Justice
›This Is Love
›The Devil Song
›Idiots vs. The Internet
›Tougher Than Leather
›Because I Got High
›Stop Stealing Monkeys
Morris Day and The Time
›A Smooth Pimp and a Man-Servant
›Two Thumbs Up
›Touching A Brother's Heart
›Advice From Above
›Tube of Wonderful