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Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy Song

 
I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
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Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy Man 1
All right, I am boasting
On Dates I am coasting
It's me I am toasting
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!

Man 2
My hairline's receding
My ulcer is bleeding
My ego needs feeding
Why?

Both
'Cause I'm a Guy

Man 1
My vacuum is rusting

Man 2
My bathtub is crusting

Both
My kitchen's disgusting
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!

Man 1
My gut is expanding

Man 2
In bed I'm commanding

Both
By God, I'm outstanding
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Man 1
'Cause I am strong!

Man 2
Strong!

Both
I am invincible

Man 1
And I'm a hockey-loving

Man 2
Meat-eating

Man 1
Jock-itching

Man 2
Channel-flipping

Man 1
Belching, Burping

Man 2
Scratching, Snoring

Both
Never-stop-to-ask-directions
Guy! (Yelled)Yeah!

[Thanks to redhead8601@comcast.net,
smileoftheacrobat@hotmail.com for lyrics]
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Song title Artist name
Prologue/Cantata for a First Date I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
We Had it All
Stud and a Babe I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
Single Man Drought I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
Tear Jerk I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
I Will Be Loved Tonight I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
Hey There, Single Gut/Gal I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
Satisfaction Guaranteed I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
He Called Me I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
Cantata Reprise/Wedding Vows Cantata Reprise/Wedding Vows Video add I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
Always a Bridesmaid I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
Baby Song I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
Marriage Tango I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
On the Highway of Love I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
Waiting Trio Waiting Trio Video add I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
Cantata Reprise Cantata Reprise Video add I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
Shouldn't I Be Less in Love With You? I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
I Can Live With That I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
Epilogue/I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast


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