Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy Lyrics. From Musical "I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change"

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Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy Lyrics


by I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast. From I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change.


Man 1
All right, I am boasting
On Dates I am coasting
It's me I am toasting
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!

Man 2
My hairline's receding
My ulcer is bleeding
My ego needs feeding
Why?

Both
'Cause I'm a Guy

Man 1
My vacuum is rusting

Man 2
My bathtub is crusting

Both
My kitchen's disgusting
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!

Man 1
My gut is expanding

Man 2
In bed I'm commanding

Both
By God, I'm outstanding
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Man 1
'Cause I am strong!

Man 2
Strong!

Both
I am invincible

Man 1
And I'm a hockey-loving

Man 2
Meat-eating

Man 1
Jock-itching

Man 2
Channel-flipping

Man 1
Belching, Burping

Man 2
Scratching, Snoring

Both
Never-stop-to-ask-directions
Guy! (Yelled)Yeah!

[Thanks to redhead8601@comcast.net,
smileoftheacrobat@hotmail.com for lyrics]




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