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Single Man Drought Song

 
I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast
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Single Man Drought Man 1 (spoken)
And thats why I love airodynamic engineering.

Women 2 (spoken)
Wow Bob, what a long story.



Man 1 (spoken)
So anything to start?

Women 2 (spoken)
Oh no Bob no appatizer for me, I'm a very light eater. (sang) I'm lying
(spoken) Plus I didn't get to the gym, and generally I go every single day.
(sang) I'm really lying.

Man 1 (spoken)
Veronica, you are one special lady, I could talk to you all night.

Women 2
Please God don't let him.

Man 2 (spoken)
But my real passion is golf. Do you like golf?

Women 1 (spoken)
Of course! (sang) I'm lying

Man 2 (spoken)
Do you play?

Women 1 (spoken)
Oh surley. (sung) Oh boy I'm lying.

Man 2 (spoken)
We gotta play some time.

Women 1 (spoken)
Your course or mine.

Both (laugh)

Women 1
Who is this women talking

Man 2 (spoken)
Hey did you ever see the greatest golf movie ever made, Cattyshack?

Women 1 (spoken)
Loved it! (sung) I didn't see this movie.

Man 2 (spoken)
What was your favorite scene?

Women 1
Help me

Women 2
Help me

Both
Help me

Man 1 (spoken)
So the difference between fuel exhaust and fuel enjection is really simple. ha ha ha

Women 2
To think he thinks he's at his best, no thought tonight has he represed.
He talks and talks and eyes my breast there's a serious single man drought.

Women 1
Now some would say a catch I found.
He's single, straight, his mind is sound.
There's four guys left like him around.
There's a serious single man drought.

Women 2
I can't believe he's talking still.

Women 1
Oh God I need a scotch refill.

Women 2
He chews

Women 1
He spews

Both
I could use a pill. There's a serios single man drought.

Women 1
Standards, I used to have some standards.
But man by man every standerd meaindered from me.

Women 2
Lesbian, I should be a lesbian.
If I was born to love women how wondersully sain I would be.

Man 2 (spoken)
And who is your favorite Cattyshack actor?

Women 1 (spoken)
Oh, uh, well you know, that person, that wacky nutty, nutty, golf thingy, guy.

Man 2 (spoken)
Chevy Chase?

Women 1 (spoken)
Yes

Man 2 (spoken)
Me too.

Women 1
I could grow old, alone just fine.

Women 2
I'll buy some cats like 29.

Both
They'll find me dead in my feline shrine.
There's a serious single man drought.
So I date bob and hope and flirt, he might get better by dessert.
I stay, I pray, still I assert, there's a serious single man, deleirous single man...

Both Men
And let me take care of the check.

Both Women
Lets split it.

Women 1
I'm lying

Women 2
I'm lying

Both
I'm really lying

Both Men
No its on me

Both Women
You bet your sweet macho gold card it is.
Cause there's a serious, delierious, severious, varbirious, send
the marines we're talking serious, single man drought! (click) Ladies room!

[Thanks to Sarahbabigurl7@excite.com for lyrics]
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