Marriage Tango Lyrics. From Musical "I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change"
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Marriage Tango Lyrics
by I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Cast. From I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change.
I tucked in both the boys and I put away their toys so tonight I feel the joys of being wed. I put away each smurf and the
footballs made of nerf so tonight this daddyís turf will be his bed. I cleaned up legos and gorillas, ninja turtles and
godzillas and one large tyranasarraus rex. Now who would have guessed but soon Iíll be undressed. Im married, and im gonna
Dad! Tyler threw up in bed!
I laid out their school clothes and the leftovers I froze so Iím ready to expose my aching bust. I walked to St. Bernard,
let the cat out in the yard, so watch mommy work real hard with lots of lust. I picked up Batman, Pez and slinkies, power
rangers, trolls and Twinkies, G.I. Joes, muscles that flex. Now who would have known that soon Iíll hear me moan, Iím
married and Iím gonna have sex.
Oh there was a time when our nights were filled with passion so deep. Oh the heights we would climb but now when itís dark,
weíd much rather sleep. But not tonight.
Mom, Iím caught in the headboard!
The cars in the garage, my libidoís growing large, and soon I will discharge my manly spell.
Dad! My lizard escaped!
I cooked dinner in the wok, I washed every shirt and sock, so tonight Iím gonna rock and roll like hell. We played with
play dough and Nintendo, we watched Gumbo to the end. Oh now itís time for fun thatís rated ďxĒ. We almost didnít make it,
but soon weíll both be naked, weíre married, weíre married, and weíre gonna have..
burning, yearning, wheezing, squeezing, gaudy, naughty, heaving, pleading, good, old-fashioned..
Mom! Dad! The lizardís eating the guppies!!
[Thanks to nicki for lyrics]
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