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Hey There, Single Gut/Gal Lyrics
Hey There, Single Gut/Gal Song Lyrics
Go ahean Mory, make your toast.
Man 2 (spoken)
Right my toast, yes, a toast to our uh, not quite ready son Mitch,
and our too focused on her career or else she'd be our daugher, Karen.
Hey there single gal, you're still single now.
Tonight you'll still be sleeping all alone.
But we don't pitty you, no no, not pretty you.
Cause your life belongs to no man its your own.
You've got your friends so dear.
Not to mention, your career.
You don't need no guy to come knocking at your door. (oh oh oh)
But we won't make a fuss.
Cause you inspire us.
Like Marlow Thomas and Mary Tyler Moore.
But hey there you're ok, women of today.
You've got much more than mother ever had.
You are so lucky.
So go home get some sleep but pray you do not weep.
Just curl up with some agendas, and be glad.
Hey there single guy, no need to clarify.
Why a man of your age can't commit.
It's fine with us my son, just drink dance have some fun.
We're your parents we support you. (spoken)
YOU LITTLE sh*t!
Have you just lost your way?
Repressed, confused, or gay?
For once in your life give matramony, a whirl. (oh oh oh)
So whatcha waiting you.
So get on with mating you.
What's wrong with her she seems like such a nice girl.
But we don't need to pry, relax you happy guy.
Adulthood's not a crucial as it seems.
For grandkids we can wait, no need to procreate.
Who care if you've destroyed your parents dreams,
Big career girl, wayward son, future spinster, dissapointment.
Here's to you.
[Thanks to Sarahbabigurl7@excite.com for lyrics]
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