Play With Your Food

Play With Your Food Lyrics

Play With Your Food Song Lyrics

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Cat:
You Can Scratch the Antique Furniture
To Sharpen Up Your Claws
You Can Lacerate the Cushions
If Your Ever Stuck Indoors
You Can Dig Up All the Flowers
From the Freshly Planted Beds
And With Articles of Clothing
Its Okay to Pull Some Threads
But I Remember As A Kindergarten Kitten
One Phrase That Left Me Singularly Smitten

Chorus:
You Can Play With Your Food Before You Eat It
You Can Chivvy Your Chow Before You Chew
You Can Play With Your Food You Can't Beat It
So Ducky Let Me Play With You
You Can Play With Your Food Before You Bite It
You Can Toy With Your Tuck Before the Crunch
You Can Play With Your Food Why Fight It
It's A Crazy Little Game Called Lunch

Cat(Spoken):
So tell me, Ducky what would you like to play? It can be anything. I wont tell your Mother

Ugly:
Anything?...Well...
I'D Like To Paddle In The Puddles
Dabble In The Mud
Tickle Stickleback In The Shallows
Then Maybe If There's Time
Go Sliding In The Slime
To The Marsh Where You Find Marshmellow
I'll Go And Slay A Dragonfly
Watch Waterboatmen Race
To Say That Cats Are Dangerous
Is Clearly Not The Case

Cat:
I'd Rather Play A Game That's Sharp And Witty
And Preferable With Something In The Kitty
Oh, you want to play hide-and-seek do you? Where are You? Am I Getting Warmer?

Chorus:
You Can Play With Your Food Before You Eat It
You Can Chivvy Your Chow Before You Chew
You Can Play With Your Food You Can't Beat It
So Ducky Let Me Play With You
You Can Play With Your Food Before You Bite It
You Can Toy With Your Tuck Before the Crunch
You Can Play With Your Food Why Fight It
It's A Crazy Little Game...

Cat:(spoken)
Do you like oranges?

Ugly:
I Don't Know, I've Never Tried one...

Cat:(spoken)
Well, suck on this

Cat:
It's A Crazy Little Game Called Lunch