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Allentown Song Lyrics
Well we're living here in Allentown
And he's driven our lives into the ground
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
Phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk
I was happy and my life was good
Gettin' married like a dentist should
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
I got f***ed in the ass by a girl with a di*k
ALLEN: Haha, I remember that.
And we're living here in Allentown
But they're taken Teddy's finger now
And I'm pretty sure I'm gonna lose my sh*t
And shoot Allen in the face
And shoot myself
ALLEN: He totally butchered that song.
STU: Totally butchered my life.
[Thanks to Sally Shesaid, Katy for lyrics]
Allentown Song List
›The Downeaster Alexa
›The Beast in Me
›Sofi Needs A Ladder
›One Night In Bangkok
›Just The Way You Are
›Bad Man's World
›The Last Song