The Check!

The Check! Lyrics

The Check! Song Lyrics

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MEN, WOMEN & WAITER
The check! The check!
Who's going to pay the check?
It's a mystery where everything's at stake
A guy, a girl
A black faux leather folder
A series of mistakes that you could make

MEN
Should a woman leave and "freshen up"

WOMEN
While he whips out his credit card?

EVERYONE
Should they go dutch or not so much
Lest egos end up scr*ped and scarred?

MEN
It's all those crazy feminists
Who made this sh*t so friggin' hard

WOMEN
Hey, watch it!

EVERYONE
I'd rather someone wring my neck
Than wonder who the hell is supposed to
Pay the check!