Drowsy Chaperone Cast, Toledo Surprise Lyrics from "Drowsy Chaperone"
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Toledo Surprise Lyricsby Drowsy Chaperone Cast. From Drowsy Chaperone Toledo Surprise by Drowsy Chaperone Cast Gangster 1 & 2 Chop the nuts Pound the dough Bake it up Nice and slow Then you got a Toledo Toledo Surprise Feldzeig (spoken) Now sing it! Gangster 1 & 2 (sung) Pit the peach Peel the skin Mush it up Throw it in That's a tasty Toledo Toledo Surprise First you beat it up Then you sweet it up When you heat it up If it tries to rise Don't let it It's a snap Try it folks Whip your whites Split your yolks Then you got a Toledo Toledo Surprise Feldzeig (spoken) You boys are naturals. Keep it up 5-6-7-8 Kitty Mr. Feldzeig? OOOh, what's going on here? Feldzeig Ah, Kitty! I'm developing a new act. Gangsters 1 & 2 (sung) Toledo Surprise Kitty (spoken) YOu're putting gangsters in the act and you won't put me in it? They're not even in the union. Feldzeig Shh! You got it all wrong. The new act is for you Kitty. And these boys are you're backup dancers. Kitty Backup dancers? Holy cats! (sung) What the hot toledo Does to my libido Good? Mmmm, yes indeedo Sugary yum yum (pause) SURPRISE! Squeeze the cream Grease the pan Lick the spoon Flip the flan Makes you bust your tuxedo Toledo Surprise Aldolpho (spoken) Wait! Wait! Aldolpho, he make an anouncement. Wedding is off! George What? For the love of god, why? Aldolpho Aldolpho has made love to the bride! Feldzeig That's not the bride you idiot. That is the chaperone. Aldolpho What? George The wedding is on! Janet The wedding is off! George What? Janet Robert has kissed a French girl. Her name is Mimi. She's very beautiful Robert I couldn't help it, Janet. She was just like you. Only French (JANET slaps ROBERT) George Sweet mother of pearl! Tottendale Underling? Undeling Yes madam? Tottendale What is all the commotion about? Underling The wedding, madam. Tottendale Wedding? Oh, I love weddings. Underling I'm afraid it has been called off. Tottendale Oh. How terrible. Feldzeig Yes, what a tragedy! What a wonderful, wonderful tragedy! Clear the floor boys, I'll show you how it's done! (sung) First you beat it up Then you sweet it up When you heat it up If it tries to rise Don't let it Toledo Surprise! Tottendale Surprise? Gangster 1 Wait until it's ready Tottendale Surprise? Gangster 2 Wait until it's ready Tottendale Surprise? Feldzeig Wait until it's ready Kitty Now it's lookin' ready Tottendale Surprise! Gangster 1 & 2, Kitty, and Feldzeig You got it Tottendale Makes me twitch Makes me shake This dessert Takes the cake Hits me like a torpedo Toledo Surprise Aldolpho Toledo Surprise George Toledo Surprise Underling Surprise Drowsy Chaperone Surprise All Surprise Surprise Surprise Chop the nuts Pound the dough Bake it up Nice and slow Then you got a Toledo Toledo Surprise Then you got a toledo surprise! Surprise! Wait until it's ready Surprise! Wait until it's ready Surprise! That's a tasty Toledo Surprise! [Thanks to Dnc1ngQueen for lyrics]
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