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The Code of the Woosters

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The Code of the Woosters Song Lyrics

By Jeeves Soundtrack - Musical, 2001
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The Code of the Woosters BERTIE

I obey the Code of the Woosters. It's a simple philosophy.

When perhaps a chap's in trouble. I respond with alacrity.

And if my fellow men have problems

Whatever they might be

They call on me

The sterling Wooster B.

For despite

This easy nature

Come the evening

When battle dawns

To see a Wooster

Grab the livestock by both the horns

For when a Wooster's mask of pleasure

Becomes a steely stare

You'll know he's there

He'll never turn a hair

What would a chap do without it?

How would he get through without it?

How could he stay true wihtout the Code of the Woosters?

If you're at sea, I shall be there, even put off tea to be there

Woosters have swum oceans for the Code of

Allegiance duly owed to the Wooster Code

What a load

If a girl

Is in the doldrums

Not a paddle

To her name

I'll be there

Though frankly speaking

Womanizing's not my game

But if she's really in a lather

Wild eyed and hat askew

He'll see her through

Old you know who...

Whenever it calls, can't ignore it, even give up Ascot for it

Woosters have died gladly for the code of

For that rugged, heavy load called the Wooster Code

What a load

Take my card

In case you need me, if you're jousting a losing cause

Like the chap

Who wins the double

I can rattle

The natural laws

So if you're eaten up with anguish

I'll snatch you from its jaws

No second's pause

From one sincerely yours...

It's alright!

He's on call both day and night

Turning darkness into light

Ubique illuminatus

Wooster is ready to fight!

Wooster is ready to fight!
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