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I Hate the French Lyrics

 

I Hate the French Song Lyrics


Jamie:
Depardieu’s a restaurant critic
He hasn’t left Paris in years
He spends his days in cafes and cabarets
Driving me to tears
His spelling’s completely atrocious
His turn of phrase absurd
He thinks he’s pretty precocious
But his sh*t is full of merde
I hate the French
I hate them all
From Toulouse Le f**king Trek
To Charles de Gaulle
I can’t stand the way they put that little thing above the ‘e’
I hate the French
I hate the French
I hate the French
I hate the French
I hate the French
I hate the French
I hate the French
Bonjour, Monsieur Depardieu
Vous too, Monsieur Depardieu
You’re making my life a misery too
So may I say something entre new?
Go to hell Jacques Brell, the Eiffel Tower too
Secretary:
Jamie, Jacques Brell is Belgian
Jamie:
I hate the French
Secretary:
He hates the French
Jamie:
They’re beau gele
Their cheese, their Paris breeze
Secretary:
Their gay parades
Jamie:
Pierre Cardin, your concaven
Has got a lousy stench
I hate the French
Secretary:
He hates the French
Jamie:
I hate the French
Secretary:
He hates the French
Jamie:
I hate the French
Secretary:
I hate the French
Both:
We hate the French
Jamie:
They say that they have savoir faire
But I can’t see it anywhere
The world thinks jejune petit
Moi aussi
I hate the French
That’s the deal
Secretary:
Though I do agree with wine at every meal
Jamie:
But apart from that, I have to say
I’ve never met a French, mench
I rest my case
I take the bench
I hate the French
Secretary:
Jamie, it’s your brother calling again
[Thanks to xjesusofsuburbiaxx@yahoo.com for lyrics]


Bright Lights, Big City Lyrics

Soundtrack for Musical, 2005
I Hate the French Lyrics from Bright Lights, Big City Soundtrack (2005). Rating: 4.3/5 (20 votes)